Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)
Good luck web devs (lemmy.world)
Alt text:Twitter post by Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman): Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode (credit [Twitter] @xssfox). Image shows an untrawide monitor rotated about 45 degrees, with a horizontal IDE window taking up a bottom triangle. A web browser and settings menu above it are organized creating a...
Not mocking cobol devs but yall are severely underpaid for keeping fintech alive (lemmy.world)
Why pay for an OpenAI subscription? (sh.itjust.works)
Bill is a pro grammer (sh.itjust.works)
GitHub Desktop or Git CLI? (programming.dev)
no.. just no (lemmy.ca)
ifn't (programming.dev)
Need a rust version too. (sh.itjust.works)
I'll just be a quick 3h (sh.itjust.works)
The Holy Trinity of JavaScript (programming.dev)
Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day? (programming.dev)
The Perfect Solution (programming.dev)
“It’s not that hard” (sh.itjust.works)
It's that time of the year again! (nerdica.net) en-gb
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Every goddamn time (sh.itjust.works)
Fitbit Clock Face (programming.dev)
Programming: The Horror Game (programming.dev)
4 billion if statements (andreasjhkarlsson.github.io)
10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code (lemmy.world)
You can have anything you wan... (sh.itjust.works)
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When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic (programming.dev)
915 days a year 😂...
what's the difference? (sopuli.xyz)
We're not the same! (period) (programming.dev)
Works on my machine (programming.dev)
