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andnekon, in Programposting

At least I have a legacy

lemmesay, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
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Afterwards I found a chatroom thread among Cambridge computer scientists, one of whom had also been told that unless he could pin down the moment of theft no one would look at the footage. He said he had tried to explain sorting algorithms to police - he was a computer scientist, after all. You don’t watch the whole thing, he said. You use a binary search. You fast forward to halfway, see if the bike is there and, if it is, zoom to three quarters of the way through. But if it wasn’t there at the halfway mark, you rewind to a quarter of the way through. It’s very quick. In fact, he had pointed out, if the CCTV footage stretched back to the dawn of humanity it would probably have only taken an hour to find the moment of theft. This argument didn’t go down well.

redcalcium, (edited ) in We've come a long way baby

Combine this with Chrome enforcing manifest v3 starting at June 2024, YouTube ads will be virtually unblockable on Chrome, even with an ads blocking extension installed because Google will be controlling the ad blocking mechanism used by the ad blocker. They can arbitrarily reduce the max number of the blocking rulesets, how often the extension can update the rulesets, or even elect to skip running any rulesets that target YouTube or Google domains.

technom, (edited )

They can arbitrarily reduce the max number of the blocking rulesets, how often the extension can update the rulesets

The size is already just 50. Those who think that adblocking is possible with this are fooling themselves.

or even elect to skip running any rulesets that target YouTube or Google domains.

If anybody acts surprised when it happens, they’re probably too stupid to be allowed on the web.

words_number,

Yes, I can’t wait! Firefox usage will skyrocket :D

lseif,

i hope so, but sadly many users are just stubborn and lazy.

Copatus,

That’s sort of better for the people who migrate then, no?

If the average user just decides to deal with ads that means it won’t be worth the effort to go after the minority of people who will be AdBlocking

lseif,

good point

technom,

They could instead severely cripple or outright block Firefox users. Since we are the minority, it won’t affect them. They will just blame it on Firefox and wash their hands off.

xavi,

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  • somegeek, in We've come a long way baby

    I’m really hoping google goes to shit like facebook.

    technom,

    Facebook for all its nastiness was very much incompetent in influencing the direction of the web. Look at their failed attempts like free basics.

    Google on the other hand has the web tightly in its dirty grip. At this point, they aren’t even pretending to be nice. Even those plans that cause them reputational damage are brought back in some other name.

    The only way to stop Google is for the regulatory agencies to put their foot down hard. They should be divided into at least a couple dozen companies that are not allowed to do business with each other.

    FaceDeer, in Works on my machine
    @FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

    To be fair, the bug report was utterly useless too.

    parpol,

    Should have asked chatGPT to write the bug report.

    Contend6248, (edited )

    True, when i respond with the exact problem it usually gets fixed, interestingly even explained why it failed.

    Great for learning

    IzzyScissor,

    The only problem is that it’ll ALSO agree if you suggest the wrong problem.

    “Hey, shouldn’t you have to fleem the snort so it can be repurposed for later use?”

    You are correct. Fleeming the snort is necessary for repurposing for later use. Here is the updated code:

    FaceDeer,
    @FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

    That's not been my experience. It'll tend to be agreeable when I suggest architecture changes, or if I insist on some particular suboptimal design element, but if I tell it "this bit here isn't working" when it clearly isn't the real problem I've had it disagree with me and tell me what it thinks the bug is really caused by.

    Rhaedas,
    @Rhaedas@kbin.social avatar

    Models are geared towards seeking the best human response for answers, not necessarily the answers themselves. Its first answer is based on probability of autocompleting from a huge sample of data, and in versions that have a memory adjusts later responses to how well the human is accepting the answers. There is no actual processing of the answers, although that may be in the latest variations being worked on where there are components that cycle through hundreds of attempts of generations of a problem to try to verify and pick the best answers. Basically rather than spit out the first autocomplete answers, it has subprocessing to actually weed out the junk and narrow into a hopefully good result. Still not AGI, but it's more useful than the first LLMs.

    Synthead,

    It was trying to is, then it isn’ted. Help?

    amanaftermidnight, in Works on my machine

    Then we’ll ship the AI.

    …what do you mean, all the ICBM silo doors are opening?

    hakunawazo,

    ChatGPT is far too long, let’s call it WOPR. The most capable tic tac toe machine.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WarGames

    rekabis, (edited ) in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

    “This argument didn’t go down well.”

    🤣🤣🤣 LMAO

    What an awesome punchline, should have been on its own line for more impact.

    dbx12, in Someone has started answering to the github stalebot with memes

    The stalebot is most times useless. The only scenario where I can see use of it is a maintainer waiting for the reporter to add information. But closing issues because no maintainer checked on them? That’s garbage and discourages bug reports.

    kevincox,
    @kevincox@lemmy.ml avatar

    But they get scared because their program has 500 bugs! Close them and now your program only has 10 bugs! Problem solved.

    /s

    dbx12,

    absolute galaxy brain moment

    takeda, in Works on my machine

    But it doesn’t even compile!

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    “You literally just wrote ‘kill all humans’ and put it in curly brackets.”

    xmunk,

    “So, did your program fail after you executed it? Or do you just think my code looks wrong?”

    kamenlady,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    If you keep inquiring like this, it will send the terminator personally to have you exterminated

    HiddenLayer5, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
    @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

    Pfft, didn’t even try to enhance the footage. They’re obviously not cut out for forensics work.

    iAvicenna, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh yea this is how I managed to convince our building management company to identify bicycle thieves in our communal garage.

    driving_crooner, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    I used to do this when having problems while rendering video in my past life.

    SameOldInternet, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

    This post just shows that the police rarely if ever review any video as this method would’ve been learned as a result of repeatedly reviewing video.

    morrowind, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    That’s a search algorithm, not sorting

    8000mark, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

    For anybody else looking for the source of this quote: archive.md/RyZI0

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