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UnRelatedBurner, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`
Whirlybird, in Bug Thread

There’s also always someone that says “I fixed it, thanks” and then doesn’t say how.

UnRelatedBurner, in TypeScript is Quantum Ready

HOW?

somegeek, in Fitbit Clock Face

Duude this is so cool. Is there a watch like this for galaxy watch?

PMmeYourPenis,
vox, in You can have anything you wan...
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’d like to download all of gbatek into my brain

Mikina, in You're being hacked ...

I know its a joke, but cutting PFF power is never a good idea. It makes any kind of forensics a lot harder, and its probably not going to help anyway. You should isolate the computer from the network, and then call a professional.

However, putting the computer to sleep/hibernate it may help, just so I.e ransomware can’t continue encrypting, but maybe still has keys in memory, if you’re lucky. This is only my theory, though, not sire what are the best practices.

SmoothIsFast, in You're being hacked ...

It would be nice if it worked that way.

autokludge, in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar
sagrotan, in Revisiting code I wrote last year
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Many years ago I wrote some puny lines that randomly and repeatedly inserted the word “documentation” as comments into code. I stumbled upon one of those abominations shortly before Christmas, I laughed so hard as I remembered. I couldn’t explain to anybody why, though.

brokenlcd, in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

I raise chickens in my garden; I’ll make do

wviana, in Happy New Year Coders.

I would find it funny a couple of years ago. Nowadays, it feels kind of sad.

dennisnedry, in What you are according to you fav language

Dodged a bullet, X++ is not on the list! 👍

sag, in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅
@sag@lemy.lol avatar

I have 21 : () I am pretty famous

imPastaSyndrome, in Good luck web devs

Ah yes why I like Linux but hate supporting it

Maggoty, in We're not the same! (period)

Por que no los dos?

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