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SalsaGal, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?
@SalsaGal@programming.dev avatar

Neither, I’m a lazygit fan

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Yes, lazygit is fast as flash

nearjsss, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Why is no one talking about LazyGit?

comrade_pibb, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

sublime merge

pkill, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

gitui

EmperorHenry, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

reminds me of what youtube was doing to firefox users for awhile.

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

git commit -m “break codec sync if UA = firefox/gecko”

rustydrd, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

“blah”

Dazawassa, in Not mocking cobol devs but yall are severely underpaid for keeping fintech alive
@Dazawassa@programming.dev avatar

I thought everyone kind of knew this. And then the PCMag article dropped.

nephs, in :q! to quit the Force

ci(

kopczak1995, in Debugging

Well, seems like coding while drunk didn’t help this time.

lars, in Dev rule

What’s an anal patch

detectivemittens,

Keming strikes again!

lorty, in I'll just be a quick 3h
@lorty@lemmygrad.ml avatar

You forgot the 3 paragraph WHERE clause to get every data point of a wednesday of an even year of a person who stubbed their toes on a roomba in their parent’s basement.

ILikeBoobies, in Password requirements are getting out of hand

“Logical”

Uses inches

CJOtheReal, in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

Comment your code but only with numbers and then write a manual

Rinox,

Yeah, proper documentation is not done with comments in code, but it’s a project in and of itself. Proper documentation is also fucking hard and I have no idea how people (in open source projects) can do it. It’s so fucking boring and tedious, especially when there are a million interesting problems you could tackle instead. Mad respect for people writing documentation, seriously.

I also hate writing comments and prefer to just write out everything in code.

CJOtheReal,

I write the shit in the explanation before programming it, its a way to construct a code in human language and logic, with my manual you could program the exact same program in another programming language. (i cant show it because what i program is company secret, including the manual) and yes its kinda boring but everyone is grateful for it and for the things i do i need to make shure its never failing, so its checked by several different people, and such a manual helps a lot for everyone.

pkill,

yep. Good code is self-documenting and syntax highligting and having longer sections folded up may help more than having to process some greyed out text. But comments are still useful for generating proper autocompletion and avoiding having to skim through you '“self documenting code”. Also it helps greatly with TDD and maintaining good coding practices. For example if you need a numbered list to reliably sum up what some function does, it’s often a good sign that it should be broken into a couple smaller ones.

dingleberry, in haha patents

Even more likely: have been using GPL libraries without a care in the world.

Blackmist, in Me trying to fix a complex bug that's not important

That moment where you finally convince your boss it’s not worth fixing, and then you instantly think of a way to easily solve it.

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