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teft, in Me trying to fix a complex bug that's not important
@teft@startrek.website avatar

How some people are in comments. Always gotta get that one last comment in the chain in.

ErKaf,

I disagree

xav, in GoOn

I’ll start.

0.0.0.1: Sophie

Your turn.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

0.0.0.2 is Bob

irdc, in Welcome to the wonderful world of code obfuscation 

<span style="color:#323232;">weekend = day_of_week in (“sat”, “sun”)
</span>

As a bonus this completely sidesteps the issue of what day is 0 or 1.

dauerstaender, in Welcome to the wonderful world of code obfuscation

Why would you call it weekend and the start the week with half of it?!

DroneRights,

A rope has two ends, and so does a week

blakeus12, in GoOn
@blakeus12@hexbear.net avatar

s.w.x.y/z

plug it into a 5-dimensional graph and there you go.

doctorcrimson, in GoOn

ipv4 [0,255].[0,255].[0,255].[0,255]

ipv6 [0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]

spudwart, in GoOn
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

I mean if I name them do I have to own the domain or…

SpasmodicColon, in GoOn
@SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net avatar

127.0.0.1, I’m an introvert

urquell, in Show me a better text format for serializing

So much json here. All wrong, it’s csv

shootwhatsmyname, in GoOn
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

one of them has a 7 I’m pretty sure

GammaGames, in GoOn

0.0.0.0/0

xusontha, in The app doth protest too much, methinks

The server’s embrace, it turns cold,

An SSL error, its tale is told

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

The server balks, digital hands doth sunder,
Thine client's refused for its handshake blunder.

GBU_28, in Merge then review

Let the users do the testing

ArmoredThirteen,

Oh hey a fellow game dev, how long you been in the industry?

sar1n, in The classic font size exploit

Dig that color theme though

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

My guess is Monokai?

interolivary, in Show me a better text format for serializing
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

There’s a special place in hell for the inventor of semantically significant whitespace.

YAML itself is one of the circles of hell. You have to copy-paste YAML from web etc sources with dubious formatting for all eternity, and the editor doesn’t have YAML support. Also you can only use Python

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