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evatronic, in Memory is overrated

This is terrible! What half-witted shit-for-brains monkey crapped this craptacular crapfest out?! I swear to Kaballah Monster, as soon as I figure out…

git blame

…oh.

Rheios, in "how good are you?"
@Rheios@ttrpg.network avatar

Ah, the good ol’ “I’m not, but actually am, but not enough that I should get a raise, but I really would like one and less work hours, but I really need to stay longer because I’m so slow at everything I do and am terrible at focusing so I should really be working harder to give you your money’s worth, but you’re probably not paying me as much as you should be for that work in hindsight” theoretical with yourself and your imagined boss.

rustydrd, in What's your most obscure binding?
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not sure if this is obscure or not: I have F12 bound to cycle through the low- to high-contrast versions of my color scheme so I can keep working when the sun hits my shitty laptop screen.

LillyPip, in Stop doing Computer Science

Socrates said books were dumbing down humanity because, since people could just look things up in books they wouldn’t have to memorise information anymore, and that made their brains soft.

Ever since society began, some people have been convinced the next generation’s technology was going to be society’s downfall, whether it was Socrates’ books, the telegraph in the 1800s, radio, the (land line) telephone, dishwashers (women will become lazy and unsuitable wives and mothers), screened windows (society will collapse because you won’t hear your neighbours and pedestrians on the street, we’ll all become hermits and die holed up in our homes), comic books would rot the brains of the youth, then music, then video games… it goes on and on.

So far, those predictions have never been true. Every older generation freaks out when the ones after come of age. It’s like societal growing pains.

eldain,

I think this is one step further, that technology has become so abstract and complex that people who focus on different crafts and careers are using magical black boxes. It blows my mind how my neighbour goes through life without any concept of what a phone app is. He just uses functionality and memorized the associated logo. I’m an engineering wizard to him.

nyan, in Stop doing Computer Science

Enough people have thought of while (true){ print(money); } for manufacturers to have built stuff into printers to prevent that, alas.

BurnedDonutHole, in They tried

Any website that does that I just close the tab.

yum13241, in Shower thought:

Speculative haxecution.

TurtleTourParty, in GTA 5 Java Coffee shop

Bancon and bread are both 2?

SexUnderSocialism, in GTA 5 Java Coffee shop
@SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net avatar

GTA 5’s very own “Hot Coffee” mod.

Paragone, in Hallelujah

duckduckgo.com/?q=gnu+utils+for+windows&t=fpas&ia…

That’s what I used, back when I still had MS-Windows installed…

feels good to say “it’s been years”, tho…

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yamanii, in Infinite Loop
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Creative_assembly.webp

jsalvador, in Devotion to duty
@jsalvador@programming.dev avatar

Classic XKCD. I’d pay for a Die Hard version like this.

fnmain, in Imagine

Fuck, I kinda wanna make this (for the funny of course)

fnmain,
EmperorHenry, in The Perfect Solution
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I don’t get this one.

Also, don’t use AI to write code. It’s a trap! It’s just going to steal your idea for the people who own the AI.

huaris, in The classic font size exploit

These services empower you to quickly recognize fonts you might want to license or download for free. Once identified, you can visit font platforms like font script to acquire the fonts.

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