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snowe, in Dev rule
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Initially I thought he was tossing the sewing needle and it popped the balloon

pao, in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

10 months? More like a weekend for me.

CyberDragonCore, in Walking Desk Is More Annoying Than A Standing Desk
@CyberDragonCore@programming.dev avatar

I think I really need this table.

ExfilBravo, in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

The reason there are no comments in the code? Written by ChatGPT.

Octopus1348,

ChatGPT actually puts a lot of comments in, especially when minor modifications are needed to make something work.

brettvitaz,

It appears you haven’t used chat gpt for coding help.

eluvatar, in Welcome to the wonderful world of code obfuscation

Honestly the first one is the only one that works when people define the first day of the week differently. On the other hand, it does make you wonder. If Sunday is the first day of the week (as it is in many places) then how is it also part of the weekend?

baseless_discourse, in Oh yea, that's the good stuff **huffs glue**

Is this how you do Fin in peasant languages?

mateomaui, in Correcting > Helping

This is like putting a $10 price tag on a free sidewalk item so someone will steal it.

octoperson, in A box of DevOps

Did you know YAML is a recursive acronym? It stands for ‘YAML AML MAML LAML’

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Is it polynomially recursive? Like, the AML stands for “AML MAML LAML”, and so on?

redcalcium, in A box of DevOps

Could’ve been worse. Could be unprettified json.

rubythulhu, in Think of the children

i meant it when i said -9. fuck that process.

r00ty, in They used coding and algorithms
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar 
function goingToCrashIntoEachother()
{
    // NYI
    return false;
}
Blamemeta, in I mean it could be right

When the metric is lines of code

andrew, in What's your most obscure binding?
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

I’ve mapped jk to escape because it’s rare and it’s separate fingers in home row, so it’s faster than e.g. jj.

spez, in Stop doing Computer Science

I always wonder what the original post was. Something like “Stop doing science!” or some shit but seriously rather than sarcastically.

ImplyingImplications, in Oh yay new features

There are thousands of sci-fi novels where sentient robots are treated terribly by humans and apparently the people at Boston Dynamics have read absolutely zero of them as they spend all day finding new ways to torment their creations.

dbilitated,
@dbilitated@aussie.zone avatar

but you need to hit it with a hockey stick otherwise the science doesn’t happen

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