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fibojoly, in I'll just be a quick 3h

Me right now, discovering that our archives data have file sizes… sometimes in bytes, sometimes in kilobytes. I found some pattern this morning thinking I could know which was which, then the pattern collapsed at some date in the past.
Joy.

squeezeyerbawdy, in I'll just be a quick 3h

Oooh I had a 45 second coughing fit- thanks flu and you dear poster!

BarrierWithAshes, in Dev rule
@BarrierWithAshes@kbin.social avatar

Hey if it works, it works!

LoveSausage, in Walking Desk Is More Annoying Than A Standing Desk
@LoveSausage@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Love it , wouldnt work where i live , no flat roads. , Would be a new extreme sport going downhill though :) but I think I am gonna go for the one in the comments perhaps hackaday.io/…/180836-desk-ercising-with-the-exer-…

graycube, in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

I hate fixing other people's code. It is one of the reasons I don't like letting an AI write my code first draft either.

onlinepersona, in Yes

The dude on the right is some neckbeard who yells “RTFM” and “i use Arch btw ;)” IRL.

DieguiTux8623, in me_irl

The worst case is when someone requires changes, you address them, but then they disappear/go on a leave.

If the repository rules require all conversations to be resolved before merging and only the original reviewer can mark them as solved, the PR is stuck forever even if the rest of the team approves it.

AnarchoSnowPlow, in me_irl

Also me waiting for the junior dev to address review comments satisfactorily.

Socsa, in Yes

This is false, you also need vim and tmux

agilob, in GoOn
@agilob@programming.dev avatar

:00 - :ff

Edit: Just learnt this can be also noted as:

:: - ::f

henfredemars, in The app doth protest too much, methinks

Upon the web, a cipher dance delayed, An SSL error in its code displayed. In cryptic realms, where data ought to flow, A falter in the handshake, whispers woe.

– ChatGPT

From one program to another I suppose.

subignition, in Oh yea, that's the good stuff **huffs glue**
@subignition@fedia.io avatar

Definitely looks unsafe to me.

henfredemars, in Implemented as requested

I don’t hate it. Seems functional.

dept, in Correcting > Helping

imo it’s not that correcting feels better than helping but rather it’s easier to correct someone than draft an answer of your own.

suy,

Sometimes that’s part of the issue (or the whole deal), but sometimes it’s not even that.

Sometimes it’s that someone asked something difficult and elaborate to answer, which has been answered a ton of times, and it’s tedious to answer again and again. But if someone answers with misinformation or even straight FUD, then one needs to feel the urge to correct that to prevent misinformation.

I suffered that with questions in r/QtFramework. Tons of licensing questions, repeated over and over, from people who have not bothered to read a bit about such a well known and popular license as LGPL. Then someone who cares little for the nuance answers something heavy handed, and paints a wrong picture. Then I can’t let the question pass. I need to correct the shitty answer. :-(

ZILtoid1991, in I don't wanna show mine either
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

I have never used ChatGPT

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