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Buttons, in every damn time ...
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

To avoid running code that might steal your data for profit, only run official code that will still your data for profit.

marcos, in every damn time ...

Trust the author? Are you crazy? Do you have any idea how many dumb mistakes I’ve caught the author doing?

flambonkscious,

They’re getting worse, too

(Assuming my experience is anything to go by)

Doug, in every damn time ...

No, but I’m gonna run his code anyway

xmunk, in every damn time ...

Random question… RPI, in my jargon, stands for role-play intensive, and it’s a category of MUD engines… are you working on such a project? Because I’m probably in the commit history, and that’d tickle me.

Pirasp,

It most likely stands for raspberry Pi, sorry to disappoint you…

xmunk,

Sadness, one can dream… one can dream.

neurospice, in every damn time ...

Trust nobody, not even yourself

at_an_angle,

I don’t trust anybody. Hell, I don’t even trust myself. 🧛🏻‍♂️

cupcakezealot, in every damn time ...
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

that’s specifically why i don’t trust them

z3rOR0ne, in every damn time ...
@z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml avatar

What is this, a VSCode message? I use NeoVim on Linux and can only vaguely recall such a message from a time long ago…in a galaxy far far away…

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah vscode.

Today’s stupid question: are vim and neovim not the same thing? I just type vi (ancient habit) and use whatever it is that executes. (I can go search but interacting here is more fun lol)

Dhs92,

I believe neovim is just a fork of vim that’s still updated and has support for more modern features.

9point6,

FWIW I think vim is also still updated, there was a release this year I believe

emptiestplace,

and then Bram died :(

9point6,

oh… oh shit. That had somehow slipped my mind

:(

emptiestplace,

Yeah, it doesn’t make a lot of sense. People talk about “when Linus dies”, and obviously that will be devastating, but in my mind Bram just was. I wish I’d made a point of meeting him, or at least sending him an email to say thanks. Not for vim specifically, though I will probably use it until my fingers quit working. As with countess others, Bram inspired me to learn about ICCF Holland, and from there I had the privilege of supporting a child in Uganda through school. That’s what I’d want to thank him for. And vim.

z3rOR0ne,
@z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml avatar

Neovim is a fork of Vim. It uses Lua for configuration instead of the original Vim’s VimScript, but still has a lot of interoperability with original Vim plugins and configuration options.

1984, (edited )
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Neovim is better in many ways, and because it has lua support, it’s so much easier to write plugins for it. So there are thousands of plugins right now, and entire neovim distributions that are configured to work like an IDE, like Lazyvim for example.

www.lazyvim.org

I’m a huge fan and I have written plugins myself since it’s easy and rewarding.

But on the server, I don’t bother installing neovim. Ordinary vim is fine for simple editing tasks. But if you want a customized experience to replace VS Code on your computer, you want neovim and not vim.

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Average Neovim user (I use Neovim btw)

Tsubodai,

Neovim extension for vscode. Love it.

open_world, in every damn time ...
@open_world@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like this popup shows up too often

technojamin,

If you have a common folder that you clone projects to (like OP’s ~/coding), then that checkbox lets you trust that whole folder easily when this pop up comes up.

Tsubodai,

I have a coding folder “repos”. It’s on a remote machine though and I get this every time I connect to my code folder using a new remote host. So annoying!

LoveSausage, in Walking Desk Is More Annoying Than A Standing Desk
@LoveSausage@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Love it , wouldnt work where i live , no flat roads. , Would be a new extreme sport going downhill though :) but I think I am gonna go for the one in the comments perhaps hackaday.io/…/180836-desk-ercising-with-the-exer-…

odium, in every damn time ...

All the more reason not to

cmbabul,

I trust me to not steal from me, I do not trust me to write good code

rostby,

My code does exactly what I programmed it to do, not what I want it to do

CyberDragonCore, in Walking Desk Is More Annoying Than A Standing Desk
@CyberDragonCore@programming.dev avatar

I think I really need this table.

ExfilBravo, in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

The reason there are no comments in the code? Written by ChatGPT.

Octopus1348,

ChatGPT actually puts a lot of comments in, especially when minor modifications are needed to make something work.

brettvitaz,

It appears you haven’t used chat gpt for coding help.

pkill, in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

This is Bill.

Bill doesn’t need to minify his code, he names things using a single character even in compiled languages.

Bill is a heckin chad who can guess what the code does merely by looking at types and control flow.

Be like Bill

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I started coding with TurboBasic. My favorite thing about TB was that you could have variable names of any length but the compiler only used the first two letters - and case insensitive at that. So “Douchebag” and “doorknocker” looked like different variables but were actually the same thing.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Is the Greek question mark a legal identifier for variable names?

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I’m no heckin chad like bill ima soyjak :(

xthexder, (edited ) in Walking Desk Is More Annoying Than A Standing Desk
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

I feel like a treadmill desk would have been way simpler. Unless you like sun glare and spotty wifi.

sbv,

Okay, now put the whole thing on wheels. I can finally go grocery shopping during my scrum.

SinTacks,

Wolfram uses a walking desk but it’s more of a laptop support like a baby bjorn. I kind of want one but looks like they need a bit of customizing.

MostlyBlindGamer,
@MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

There are also under-desk treadmills that you can use with an existing standing desk. You need to be able to raise it a bit higher though.

SinTacks,

The point would be to be outside. Were traveling right now and I can’t find the link but if you search for wolphrams life hacks type of thing there’s an article he wrote about it which was a fascinating read.

Personally I have an elliptical at home with a laptop stand on it and I love it.

ILikeBoobies, in Password requirements are getting out of hand

“Logical”

Uses inches

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