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xia, in Programming: The Horror Game

With a good eye-tracker and some tweaking, this might be usable…

SatanicNotMessianic, in Programming: The Horror Game

TFW when all of your bugs are like cockroaches that run away from the light but hide in the dark where you can’t see them.

SomeoneWhoIsntMe, in Programming: The Horror Game

I kinda want this to be real…

BatmanAoD,

It’s not too far off from how ed works!

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

How does ed work?

BatmanAoD,

ed, the “standard editor” (according to its man page) and the predecessor of vi (the “visual editor”), is a terminal editor that doesn’t automatically display any of the text you’re working on; you have to use the p (“print”) command to display the lines your wish to see.

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

ಠ_ಠ

pmjv, (edited )
@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
BatmanAoD,

If you have a Linux or Mac handy, you can trying it out! It’s…kinda wild. If you know some Vim commands that start with :, there’s a good chance they’ll work in ed, except you don’t type : itself (effectively you’re always in “command mode”).

There’s also a novelty Twitter account, @ed1conf, that tweets about ed.

Some coworkers told me a story about a previous job candidate who said his preferred editor was ed. They thought it would be really interesting to see someone actually use it. But during the actual interview, when he opened ed, he didn’t recognize or understand it; he was actually accustomed to a graphical editor that he thought was called ed because he apparently did all his work on a system where someone had symlinked or aliased ed to a modern tool.

floofloof, in Programming: The Horror Game

Makes a change from Visual Studio turning white because it has hung yet again.

PanArab, (edited ) in ifn't

This can’t be for real. I’ll stick with C11 thank you.

stardreamer,
@stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Here you dropped this:


<span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">#define </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#795da3;">ifnt</span><span style="color:#323232;">(x) </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">if </span><span style="color:#323232;">(</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">!</span><span style="color:#323232;">(x))
</span>
ghostdoggtv, in Programming: The Horror Game

Not really visual anymore innit

ji17br,

Spotlight studio

casmael, (edited ) in Programming: The Horror Game

Yeah so you gotta buy the lumafly lantern before you go in that area

minyakcurry,

I never expected a Hollow Knight reference here

BatmanAoD, in Programming: The Horror Game

Oh hey, it’s modern ed!

BatmanAoD, in Programming: The Horror Game

The animation that goes with this is pretty slick: x.com/Phantom_TheGame/status/1748457358521426375?…

flameguy21, (edited ) in Programming: The Horror Game

This should be considered a war crime

Nightwind, in Programming: The Horror Game

Knew a programmer that was near blind who only used magnifier on maximum zoom with his IDE. One of the best programmers I met, but his screen looked very much like that. Don’t know how he did it.

2deck,
@2deck@lemmy.world avatar

Programming happens in the mind. Whats on the screen is a pale and lifeless polaroid devoid of the moving, complex soul of real code.

Nightwind,

Well put, however I find code formatting itself has a shape, texture and smell. How the programmer weaves the patterns of formatting tells a lot about his mind and style.

2deck,
@2deck@lemmy.world avatar

Agreed; or their mind and style style.

Auto formatting is often too rigid for me and gets in the way of context driving the style.

fibojoly,

That feels like that scene in Amadeus, when Mozart dictates his music to Salieri.

fibojoly,

Albino? There was an albino in my IT and the poor dude would literally be like 4 inches from the screen at all times. I guess that must be pretty close to his experience, yeah.

locuester,

Yeah, I worked with an albino like that who used a handheld magnifying glass. It actually inspired me to write a magnifier application for windows (which didn’t have one at the time, this was in 2006). That then led me to write little windows apps every day for a month, which got a lot of attention.

stoy, in Programming: The Horror Game

Reminds me of when CodeBullet turned Pacman into a first person horror game

Hiro8811, in Programming: The Horror Game

But I have an LCD display

pkill,

non-AMOLED devices spreading misinfo by enabling dark mode by default on low battery and it’s consequences…

Hiro8811,

Low battery mode on…computers?

Omega_Jimes,

Yeah. Some folk use portable computers on top of their laps. It’s weird :/

fsr1967, in Programming: The Horror Game

laughs in IntelliJ multi cursor mode

executivechimp,
@executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

What’s the joke? VSCode has multi cursor.

fsr1967,

With multiple cursors, we can see more of the dungeon, uh, I mean code.

Eonandahalf, (edited )
fsr1967,

If you have multiple similar lines, you can perform the same editing on them all at once.

Maalus,

It does get its uses. Mostly editing similar lines, multiple methods at the same time, etc. Makes you look like a ninja too

trustnoone, in Programming: The Horror Game

Does anyone remember when something like this actually happened? Maybe it’s the Mandela effect but U sweat at one stage a whole heap of sites were using black/dark mode to save the planet

SqueakyBeaver,

I use it to save my eyeballs

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