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wolo, in Yes

my website’s backend is made with bash, it calls make for every request and it probably has hundreds of remote arbitrary code execution bugs that will get me pwned someday, it’s great

edit: to clarify, it uses a rust program i made to expose the bash scripts as http endpoints, i’m not crazy enough to implement http in bash

it behaves like a static file server, but if a file has the others-execute permission bit set it executes the file instead of reading it

it’s surprisingly nice for prototyping since you can just write a cli program and it’s automatically available over http too

gandalf_der_12te,

you do realize that you can just use Apache instead of writing your own rust program for this, as this is more or less the CGI standard?

wolo,

I know about the CGI standard, but mine does things a little differently (executable files don’t just render pages but also handle logging, access control, etc. when put in special positions within a directory), so I still think it was worth the afternoon i spent making it.

PupBiru,
@PupBiru@kbin.social avatar

who hurt you?

wolo,

i thought it was neat how php lets you write your website’s logic with the same directory tree pattern that clients consume it from, but i didn’t want to learn php so i made my own, worse version

bdonvr,

I designed a chip architecture that runs bash code on silicon.

I reimplemented x86 assembly in purely bash script.

GammaGames, in GoOn

0.0.0.0/0

shootwhatsmyname, in GoOn
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

one of them has a 7 I’m pretty sure

agilob, in GoOn
@agilob@programming.dev avatar

:00 - :ff

Edit: Just learnt this can be also noted as:

:: - ::f

agilob, in Yes
@agilob@programming.dev avatar

Before nginx was a thing, I worked with a guy who forked apache httpd and wrote this blog in C, like, literally embedded html and css inside the server, so when he made a tpyo or was adding another post he had to recompile the source code. The performance was out of this world.

Schmeckinger,

There are a lot of solutions like that in rust. You basically compile the template into your code.

bazsalanszky,
@bazsalanszky@lemmy.toldi.eu avatar

This reminds me of one of my older projects. I wanted to learn more about network communications, so I started working on a simple P2P chat app. It wasn’t anything fancy, but I really enjoyed working on it. One challenge I faced was that, at the time, I didn’t know how to listen for user input while handling network communication simultaneously. So, after I had managed to get multiple TCP sockets working on one thread, I thought, why not open another socket for HTTP communication? That way, I could incorporate a fancy web UI instead of just a CLI interface.

So, I wrote a simple HTTP server, which, in hindsight, might not have been necessary.

urquell, in Show me a better text format for serializing

So much json here. All wrong, it’s csv

baseless_discourse, in Oh yea, that's the good stuff **huffs glue**

Is this how you do Fin in peasant languages?

SpasmodicColon, in GoOn
@SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net avatar

127.0.0.1, I’m an introvert

Socsa, in Yes

This is false, you also need vim and tmux

jeffhykin, in Oh yea, that's the good stuff **huffs glue**

If you think that’s good, then you’re gonna love this “simplified” real code posted as a real issue on one of my Github repos.

Edit: updated link to address the stack-trace comment

spudwart, in GoOn
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

I mean if I name them do I have to own the domain or…

doctorcrimson, in GoOn

ipv4 [0,255].[0,255].[0,255].[0,255]

ipv6 [0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]

blakeus12, in GoOn
@blakeus12@hexbear.net avatar

s.w.x.y/z

plug it into a 5-dimensional graph and there you go.

dauerstaender, in Welcome to the wonderful world of code obfuscation

Why would you call it weekend and the start the week with half of it?!

DroneRights,

A rope has two ends, and so does a week

eluvatar, in Welcome to the wonderful world of code obfuscation

Honestly the first one is the only one that works when people define the first day of the week differently. On the other hand, it does make you wonder. If Sunday is the first day of the week (as it is in many places) then how is it also part of the weekend?

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