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rustydrd, in What's your most obscure binding?
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not sure if this is obscure or not: I have F12 bound to cycle through the low- to high-contrast versions of my color scheme so I can keep working when the sun hits my shitty laptop screen.

Rheios, in "how good are you?"
@Rheios@ttrpg.network avatar

Ah, the good ol’ “I’m not, but actually am, but not enough that I should get a raise, but I really would like one and less work hours, but I really need to stay longer because I’m so slow at everything I do and am terrible at focusing so I should really be working harder to give you your money’s worth, but you’re probably not paying me as much as you should be for that work in hindsight” theoretical with yourself and your imagined boss.

evatronic, in Memory is overrated

This is terrible! What half-witted shit-for-brains monkey crapped this craptacular crapfest out?! I swear to Kaballah Monster, as soon as I figure out…

git blame

…oh.

blackn1ght, in A fun simple game

There’s Linux distro called suicide Linux that wipes your hard drive on any mistyped command.

lugal, in Language

Don’t look up Danish numbers.

Worst mistake of my life

Blamemeta, in I mean it could be right

When the metric is lines of code

Hephoh2, in Language

sry but correct french would be:

couleur = “(4*20+10+9)fafalala”;

r00ty, in They used coding and algorithms
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar 
function goingToCrashIntoEachother()
{
    // NYI
    return false;
}
ezchili, in We did this to ourselves

What

kronicmage, in We did this to ourselves

This is referencing Philip Wadler’s 1989 paper “Theorems for Free”, which is fairly well known in the Haskell community: home.ttic.edu/~dreyer/course/papers/wadler.pdf

rubythulhu, in Think of the children

i meant it when i said -9. fuck that process.

FiniteLooper, in JavaScript's days are numbered

No programming language should last 200,000 years

EmergMemeHologram, in JavaScript's days are numbered

Partitioning by integer secobds is dumb.

Just assign 0 to the start of time, 1 to the end of time, and every point between is represented by a double precision floating point number.

For all those who believe time is infinite please apply a logistic transformation to your dates.

chaorace,
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Um excuse me time actually already ended in 1991

cupcakezealot, in JavaScript's days are numbered
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

slides £20 across the table make it end tomorrow

Tb0n3, in Bingo

If the guy on stage was any kind of self-aware that would be really demoralizing to hear somebody yell bingo in the middle of your pitch.

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