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interolivary, in Show me a better text format for serializing
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

There’s a special place in hell for the inventor of semantically significant whitespace.

YAML itself is one of the circles of hell. You have to copy-paste YAML from web etc sources with dubious formatting for all eternity, and the editor doesn’t have YAML support. Also you can only use Python

magic_lobster_party, in Show me a better text format for serializing

JSON for serialization all the way. It’s simple and to the point. It does one thing and does it well. There’s little room for annoying surprises. Any JSON can easily be minified and prettified back and forth. If you want it in binary format you can convert it to BSON.

Yaml is too much of a feature creep. It tries to do way too many things at the same time. There are so many traps to fall into if you’re not cautious enough. The same thing can be written in multitudes of ways.

tilcica, in Correcting > Helping

i do the same thing. its called Murphy’s law :D

dept, in Correcting > Helping

imo it’s not that correcting feels better than helping but rather it’s easier to correct someone than draft an answer of your own.

suy,

Sometimes that’s part of the issue (or the whole deal), but sometimes it’s not even that.

Sometimes it’s that someone asked something difficult and elaborate to answer, which has been answered a ton of times, and it’s tedious to answer again and again. But if someone answers with misinformation or even straight FUD, then one needs to feel the urge to correct that to prevent misinformation.

I suffered that with questions in r/QtFramework. Tons of licensing questions, repeated over and over, from people who have not bothered to read a bit about such a well known and popular license as LGPL. Then someone who cares little for the nuance answers something heavy handed, and paints a wrong picture. Then I can’t let the question pass. I need to correct the shitty answer. :-(

simple, in Merge then review

Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

will_a113, in Merge then review

Having a hard time determining whether this is sarcasm or not. Then I see the phrase “JavaScript Engineer” and become doubly confused.

RonSijm,
@RonSijm@programming.dev avatar

I don’t think it’s satire, this guy is actively defending this on Linkedin: i.imgur.com/SlJPG85.png

Blackmist,

I distinguish four types. There are clever, hardworking, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and hardworking; their place is the General Staff. The next ones are stupid and lazy; they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the mental clarity and strength of nerve necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is both stupid and hardworking; he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always only cause damage.

– Kurt von Hammerstein

LinkedIn is Facebook for that last type.

Aviandelight,
@Aviandelight@mander.xyz avatar

That’s a relief because I thought I’d stumbled into LinkedIn Lunatics for a hot second.

BatmanAoD,

Wow, of course he’s pretending the response is a misrepresentation of his opinion instead of defending it in good faith.

Quik,

I think the latter makes clear that this is a joke account, doesn’t it?

backhdlp, in The classic font size exploit
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Everything looks like hacker with syntax highlighting

xmunk,

Just so long as it’s in dark mode. Light backgrounds burn my eyes after spending so much time in my mom’s basement subsisting only on hotpockets and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

sar1n, in The classic font size exploit

Dig that color theme though

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

My guess is Monokai?

tetris11, in The classic font size exploit
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

It very well might be a real exploit. Lemmy was briefly taken down by an XS attack using the emoji library… so who knows, maybe a 3000% smiley face is all that is needed

Fogle,

I think there a lot of phone scammers that use font size to hide all the shit they’re doing. Like they make shit so small so that the old people can’t see anything

GBU_28, in Merge then review

Let the users do the testing

ArmoredThirteen,

Oh hey a fellow game dev, how long you been in the industry?

mateomaui, in Correcting > Helping

This is like putting a $10 price tag on a free sidewalk item so someone will steal it.

xusontha, in The app doth protest too much, methinks

The server’s embrace, it turns cold,

An SSL error, its tale is told

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

The server balks, digital hands doth sunder,
Thine client's refused for its handshake blunder.

henfredemars, in Implemented as requested

I don’t hate it. Seems functional.

subignition, in Oh yea, that's the good stuff **huffs glue**
@subignition@fedia.io avatar

Definitely looks unsafe to me.

henfredemars, in The app doth protest too much, methinks

Upon the web, a cipher dance delayed, An SSL error in its code displayed. In cryptic realms, where data ought to flow, A falter in the handshake, whispers woe.

– ChatGPT

From one program to another I suppose.

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