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henfredemars, in Debugging

You’re sure that there was a crime? You’re fortunate that your bug is consistently reproducible.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My “favorite” is when following the steps to reproduce a specific bug you get an entirely different bug then what was reported

space, in Welcome to the wonderful world of code obfuscation

You want to expand your business to Europe. Bam, your code is broken, in Europe the week starts on Monday.

Than you want to expand to the middle east. Bam, broken again… Because in arab countries and Israel, the weekend is on Friday and Saturday.

Then you want to expand to Mexico and India. Bam, broken again, their weekend is only on Sunday.

dan, in GoOn
@dan@upvote.au avatar

This reminds me of something I saw online maybe 20 years ago now. Someone created a torrent with a name like “every IP address ever (hacking tool)” and uploaded it to Suprnova, which ended up having thousands of people seeding it. It was just a text file with every IPv4 from 0.0.0.0 to 255.255.255.255 😂

coloredgrayscale,

Heard about that too! Is there an updated version for ipv6?

jeffhykin, in Oh yea, that's the good stuff **huffs glue**

If you think that’s good, then you’re gonna love this “simplified” real code posted as a real issue on one of my Github repos.

Edit: updated link to address the stack-trace comment

tetris11, in The classic font size exploit
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

It very well might be a real exploit. Lemmy was briefly taken down by an XS attack using the emoji library… so who knows, maybe a 3000% smiley face is all that is needed

Fogle,

I think there a lot of phone scammers that use font size to hide all the shit they’re doing. Like they make shit so small so that the old people can’t see anything

simple, in Merge then review

Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

tilcica, in Correcting > Helping

i do the same thing. its called Murphy’s law :D

ptz, in I don't wanna show mine either
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

I’ll show you mine:

Spoiler[There’s nothing here].

Beanie,

wow my history is identical :0

what a coincidence

trustnoone, in Programming: The Horror Game

Does anyone remember when something like this actually happened? Maybe it’s the Mandela effect but U sweat at one stage a whole heap of sites were using black/dark mode to save the planet

SqueakyBeaver,

I use it to save my eyeballs

stoy, in Programming: The Horror Game

Reminds me of when CodeBullet turned Pacman into a first person horror game

Hexbear2, (edited ) in ifn't

This is the !biggest comp sci innovation in !decades

luciole, in The Perfect Solution
@luciole@beehaw.org avatar

I can’t even

otter, (edited ) in Guthib

::: spoiler spoiler, try the link first The giant text makes it even better ::::

niktemadur, in Every goddamn time

What about DJ Qualls in “The Core”?

While being interrogated in his introduction sequence, he casually folds an aluminum chewing gum wrapper, puts it to his lips and kinda whistles with it for a second, while holding a cell phone in front of his mouth. After this little public display of phreaking, he hands the cell phone over to the hero and says “Here… now you can call anywhere free for life with it”.

sunbeam60, in Every goddamn time

The main reason I never got into Slow Horses was its utterly ridiculous stereotype of the “computer boffin”. It was so cack-handed it was almost hard to believe.

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