JPJones,

It’s OKAY to say no.

DinosaurSr,

I’ve gotta get better at this…

Melatonin,

Hey! I just started looking at SQL and this is the first SQL joke I’ve ever seen or at least ever gotten!

So, congratulations me!

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Welcome! Please complete your setup by placing this on your wall: xkcd.com/327

Melatonin,

Lolz got that one too

PhlubbaDubba,

See this is where Excel … well, excels!

Pivot tables do these data pulls pretty easy

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Please don’t tell that to any manager. They’ll misinterpret it.

PhlubbaDubba,

Nah this is one of those slick work deals, legit all you need to do is list all your entries, order a pivot table, and then you can just arrange your variables to display however you want them to, do a little format pizaz, and voila, here’s that “report” you asked for!

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Is it ironic?

ensignrick,
@ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

Me this morning. I’m gonna take a look at why this Jenkins pipeline is failing. This one job starts a dozen others. Half are failing. For different reasons. After starting rewriting a job that someone half assed. Realize the original error was caused by missing input but some are still valid. Still can’t figure out why my rewritten program is erroring. Get pulled away because another program did something weird… I completed nothing today but worked a ton.

My day…

criminalunicorn,
@criminalunicorn@feddit.uk avatar

You have perfectly described my day almost everyday.

ExtraMedicated,

You wanna know why this dashboard takes a full minute to load? It’s because it joins every table in the fucking database because some people can’t be bothered to look at a separate page for certain information.

squeezeyerbawdy,

Oooh I had a 45 second coughing fit- thanks flu and you dear poster!

fibojoly,

Me right now, discovering that our archives data have file sizes… sometimes in bytes, sometimes in kilobytes. I found some pattern this morning thinking I could know which was which, then the pattern collapsed at some date in the past.
Joy.

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