agent_flounder,
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Omg Lisp. I’m dying. Our object oriented programming class in college involved programming in Scheme. This was… a while ago.

Saving this forever.

lastunusedusername2,

I did the same thing in Scheme. It was mine expanding.

Lawyerator,

Yup, Scheme was the only programming language taught in our comp-sci department so we could “learn how to learn.” Two years and a broken parentheses button later, and I switched to being a theatre major.

Today, my legal career stands as a testament to the pointlessness of a declared major.

mindbleach,

You have Perl.

%_=~aj/dy/hfiw8i/g;
$_/a(h0w8)y@;
FWA/E.*FW[tu29uy]/;
%(1)hjc/f4ifh38/y;

The princess is saved, but all you can think about is rescuing another, with an entirely different plan. Which is just as well because you have no fucking idea how to explain the one you just wrote and executed.

fruitycoder,

You have rust, you decide to rewrite the C plan but the only library that supports it uses unsafe code so you go back and rewrite it. Wait what were you working on?

akash_rawal, (edited )

You have rust.

You get a horse and arrive at the castle within seconds but the horse is too old and doesn’t work with the castle.

You remove the horse, destructure the castle and rescue the princess within seconds, but now you have no horse.

While you’re finding a compatible horse and thinking whether you should write your own horse, Bowser recaptures the princess and moves her to another castle.

HiddenLayer5,
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You have Rust.

Forget rescuing the princess, that’s unsafe. Lock her down even more!

felbane, (edited )

Rust: You declare the castle type as unsafe and then search for a crate with a rescue_princess function. You discover the princess you rescued is a femboy wolfkin named Pawws. You now have pubic lice and an inexplicable smug sense of superiority.

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