muntedcrocodile, (edited )
@muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

With ahit like that its not microsoft java its now microsoft javascript

ohlaph,

That’s Typescript…

AlmightySnoo, (edited )
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

reminds me of #ifndef instead of #if !defined(…)

PanArab, (edited )

This can’t be for real. I’ll stick with C11 thank you.

stardreamer,
@stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Here you dropped this:


<span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">#define </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#795da3;">ifnt</span><span style="color:#323232;">(x) </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">if </span><span style="color:#323232;">(</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">!</span><span style="color:#323232;">(x))
</span>
fl42v, (edited )

This has to be illegal. I mean, it’s basically suicide incitement (or whatever is the phrase for it)

lurch,

i assume “ifnot” wasn’t edgy enough and makes inferior noises on custom mechanical keyboards? /s

vlad76,
@vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

What’s wrong with “else”

NekkoDroid,
@NekkoDroid@programming.dev avatar

It’s not ifn’t

SpaceNoodle,

*it’sn’t

felbane,

I’dn’t’ve said it like that.

Scubus,

Perchance

NocturnalMorning,

^This

OP raises a valid point

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

if(condition) {#block never used} else {#actually do a thing}

Vs

ifn’t(condition) {#actually do a thing}

Vs

if!(condition) {#actually do a thing}

MNByChoice,

Cannot start a statement with else. One can with ifn’t. There is a new thing where we don’t branch (which is a separate discussion).

Or am I missing the joke…

lordmauve,

Python already has this.

Hexbear2, (edited )

This is the !biggest comp sci innovation in !decades

Serpent7776,

I can actually define this in TCL:


<span style="color:#323232;">% proc ifn't {cond cmds} {if {!$cond} {uplevel $cmds}}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% ifn't false {puts </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">12</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">12
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% ifn't true {puts </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">12</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% 
</span>
luciole,
@luciole@beehaw.org avatar

I shan’t!

max,

;-;

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