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aeronmelon, in A good grade at parties

Through a series of understandable miscommunications, every year Starfleet Academy has between 5 and 10 course requests for “Partying” from incoming Vulcan applicants.

At least one Vulcan each year withdrawals their application upon being told it is not a field of study taught by any human school.

AngryCommieKender,

What about Chico State? I was told that is a “Party School.”

mindbleach, (edited )

Vulcans take improv classes to act “normal.” They’re a surprise onstage because they never play the straight man. Being that one degree off from their sincere personality is confusing, difficult, and psychologically troublesome. But they can take a pratfall with comedic timing analyzed to the millisecond.

… actually, improv comedy is a great way to demonstrate understanding of a culture. Vulcans would make analytic connections between subjects in a heartbeat, and with some training they’d be excellent lateral thinkers. The gap between that and comedy is understanding expectations and violating them in a way that safely builds and releases tension.

Vulcans could tell brick jokes separated by months. You would never get them with a shaggy-dog story. They might have absurd reaction times for comebacks, but it would be limited, because I don’t think they’d handle wordplay. You’d never hear a Vulcan mutter “that’s what she said” in a timely fashion.

jawa21, in Pushing down on you...

Instructions unclear, I collaborated and listened.

ummthatguy,
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I see where you went wrong. You added “that little ting.” Makes it completely different.

gregorum,

It’s oka-aay!

Hupf,

Okay-chee-moya!

gregorum, (edited )

Far from the streets of my people!

mercano,
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It’s the terror of knowing what this world is about, watching some good friends screaming "Let me out!”

AClassyGentleman, in Bro, I have no fucking idea

Honestly this is one of the things I appreciate about Trek. Things don’t just automatically get better and better throughout human history. But in both Trek and real life, people want things to get better and will fight to make them better if given a chance. Past Tense might be my favorite episode of TV in general because while things might still get worse before they get better, the Bell Riots are one of the things that spurs people into action.

I think there’s a lot to be hopeful for in that respect. We’re seeing a resurgence of unions and labor action after they collapsed in the 90s, the development of an incredibly large anti war movement, and people are realizing things only change if we force them to.

Anyways, there will always be bad things happening in a capitalist society, but there will always be people fighting to make things better, and right now a lot of people are realizing they want to be a part of that group.

So yeah, shit sucks but there will always be people who want to fix things.

PlasmaDistortion, in Why does that man have a funny U shape on his head?

SG-9

adespoton, in Do you prefer... part 2

In all cases, they forgot to bleach the eyebrows.

negativenull,
ummthatguy,
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"We can’t bleach heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Rivendell . I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Risa, which is what they called Rivendell in those days. So I bleached my hair, but not the eyebrows, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a slip of latinum, and in those days, slips had pictures of Gorn on 'em. “Gimme five Gorn for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we… oh yeah. The important thing was that I bleached my hair, but not the eyebrows, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have any white bleach, because of the war. The only thing you could get was lemons…

MycelialMass,

Well done

stephfinitely,

RIGHT!!!

deus,

Hayao Miyazaki moment

ummthatguy, in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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Rusty,

Best one here

marcos, in Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic

Nah, Bashir would devise a clever plan to everything work out just fine without people returning their carts.

Also, I’m pretty sure you got Garak wrong. He would promise never to return the cart, make a loud point about it for everybody, and insist on the subject every chance he gets. Just to covertly return it when nobody is looking because when Cardassia befriends the supermarket his people would benefit from the carts being correctly parked.

skydivekingair,

And then Julian’s plan would cause more chaos than had it not been implemented because one person went ahead and returned their cart.

USSBurritoTruck,
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Bashir has no idea how carts end up back at the cart return, and between O’Brien and Garak he isn’t likely to learn.

mosiacmango, (edited )

Bashir ended up helping several patrons with cart return based injuries and forgot to return his in the process.

He also invented a cart injury vaccine while helping, but it was shuffled into obscurity by section 31 who had several cart injury assassinations planned.

ArbitraryValue, (edited ) in A good grade at parties

Isn’t that how most people socialize at parties? Some people can do it naturally, but I figure most people are pretending. I frequently ask myself “What would a normal human do in this situation?”

Swedneck, (edited )
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i feel like it depends: is this a party you want to be at or not?

if it’s a party you don’t want to be at you’ll probably be pretending

also: if you feel like this on basically a daily basis… yeah you probably have autism, welcome to the club.

ininewcrow,
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What few people ever mention is … alcohol and sometimes drugs.

Very few people imagine a party without some intoxicant. Even children’s parties, parents will give a party for the kids but the adults seperate themselves to enjoy a bit of alcohol.

Just think of it … a party with 20 adults and no alcohol or drugs. Some people can do it but the majority of the population would avoid it.

Swedneck,
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you’re just describing a LAN party or a DND session, nerds have had “parties” without alcohol or drugs for ages.

spaduf,

Your LAN/DND sessions sound lame

Swedneck,
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being unable to enjoy get-togethers without drugs sounds pretty fuckin lame to me

ininewcrow,
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I agree … Nerds and DND people sound like a sensible bunch because they actually go out of their way to have fun without intoxicants.

What I’m talking about is the 90% of the population that can’t relate to other humans without getting a little drunk.

spaduf,

This is a very gen x take on “nerds”

Telodzrum,

DND table without at least one person being insufferable about the microbrew sour six-pack they brought challenge [IMPOSSIBLE}

ummthatguy,
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“Many respectable physicists said that they weren’t going to stand for this – partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn’t get invited to those sort of parties.”

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

HobbitFoot,

It comes out a lot more at work events. Some people like them, but a lot of people don’t and are just faking.

chuckleslord,

I mean, that’s my experience but I’m neurodivergent. My understanding is that that isn’t the norm for the allistic crowd.

sirblastalot,

I think it depends how close you are with the people around you. I had a good time at a friend’s holiday party recently (with no drugs or alcohol) just because I really love those folks and I’d enjoy spending time with them no matter what.

Xanis,

As a introvert, that pretending will drain my batteries SO fast.

Everyone else still going four hours in

Me, dead in a corner after hour two

The_Picard_Maneuver, in Jaysus...
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If you put a hat on Ricard (not to be confused with Piker), you’d get Abraham Lincoln.

Spot,
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I was kinda torn between an Abe look alike and an Amish in space…

clay_pidgin,

Piker looks rather like Johnny Depp there. Just needs the dangly earings.

The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited )
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Or… Hear me out - I may have been staring at this photo too long - but does Piker sort of look like Troi put on a bald cap and a fake mustache as a bit?

No, that’s crazy. I need caffeine or something.

ummthatguy,
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MelodiousFunk,
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And if you remove the beard, you get my brother in law. Who is admittedly not as famous as Lincoln, but I’m more interested in creeping out my sister in law.

jawa21, in The Turbo Lift is broken
jaybone,

The bridge is too damn high.

teft, (edited ) in Gonna need a few rewrites
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TootSweet, in Starfleet may have a security problem

Man fuck those parasites.

The first time I saw that episode, I don’t remember how old I was, but it was one of the first times I was left home alone. And by total coincidence, right when it was at the most intense part of the episode the power went out at my house. It was night time, during a thunderstorm, and no one else was home.

And then I had to brave the basement to check the breaker box. In the dark. Which was a little Home-Alone-evil-furnace-scene for me under normal circumstances.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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You’re lucky they didn’t get you!

Ibex0, (edited )

We don’t know for sure they didn’t get TootSweet. Careful.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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hydrospanner,

Oh shit I was thinking of the wrong TNG parasites, yeah those were creepy AF.

PhobosAnomaly, in Du, du duras

isn’t this a Rammstein song?

Shialac,

Fuck Rammstein

brezelradar,

I used to enjoy this, sadly I no longer can.

PhobosAnomaly, (edited )

I mean, you still can.

Without getting into the “separating the art from the artist” argument because I’m not nearly smart enough to get into the detail, it’s still a good song.

The Lostprophets songs like Fake Sound Of Progress and Bring It Down bring me great joy and inspiration when out running, even if Ian Watkins is a colossal cunt.

e: for those new to the story, please do check which Ian Watkins that Google returns :)

FauxPseudo,
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Did Cooky Monster get cancelled?

brezelradar,

God no. Cookie Monster is still great.

brezelradar,

I can’t, literally. It’s now what comes to mind when hearing those songs. They kinda have that abusive dom vibe.

m_r_butts,

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  • PhobosAnomaly,

    Not the one you’re replying, but you’re absolutely right.

    I like PNL’s stuff, but it wasn’t until I picked up more and more French that I realised quite how… descriptive some of the songs were. Probably not the sort of thing you’d hear on daytime radio anyway.

    TwoCubed,

    Ich tu dir weh, Stein um Stein, Wiener Blut, etc.

    All fantastic songs, but I don’t get joy from them anymore unfortunately.

    ElBarto,
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    I got permabanned from Reddit for saying Ian Watkins deserves to die in the least humane way possible, when I appealed I just said " google his name and tell me you don’t agree with me, I’ll wait", a week later I got my account back, even that admin was like " yeah fuck that guy"

    tetris11,
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    That would indeed be it.

    Redhotkurt,
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    Si.

    Stamets, in Even in the fridge, they only last so long...
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    My guy it has been less than 24 hours. Let the lil fuckers chill!

    dankm,

    In Canada Thanksgiving was 6 weeks ago. Much funnier here.

    FlyingSquid,
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    And Shatner is Canadian! He was celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving!

    Stamets,
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    I am Canadian but I’m just so used to thinking of everything through an American lens with Thanksgiving… God I’m a thicko.

    Zoboomafoo,
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    That makes more sense, if your food is that fuzzy overnight rhen you’ve got a problem

    FlyingSquid,
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    Warp drive makes food spoil. That’s why food is always fresh on the Discovery.

    Stamets,
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    Well that’s genius. I’m stealing it.

    FlyingSquid,
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    It’s counterintuitive though, because fungus lives on decaying matter. But not space fungus.

    Stamets,
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    Space fungus lives on living matter like a boss.

    aeronmelon,

    The problem is it’s Thanksgiving 2022 leftovers! 💀

    ininewcrow, in It was his last wish too.
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