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FuglyDuck, in Is it advisable for one who is not an expert on economic and social issues to express views on the subject of traffic law? I believe for a number of reasons that it is.
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Heisenberg, Ohm and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

“No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.

The cop says, “You were doing 55 in a 35.”

Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”

“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger, getting belligerent.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

voidskull,

Is it original, op ? I want its source.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

My joke?

No, it’s not original. Not even close. (Just search “ohm resisted” you’ll find plenty of them.

I dunno about the OP, though.

sirico, in and they're gonna pay
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Pretty much all of them didn’t also Deinonychus was done dirty Velociraptors were tiny bois

AmIConcious, in heart of ice

“do you think that Pluto gives a shit? Pluto’s not gonna quit, cos Pluto knows what Pluto is. And he knows that Pluto’s HOT SHIT” -Tom Cardy

Illecors, in HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I’ve noticed an uptick in spinisaurus memes. Has there been a newsworthy event I’ve missed in the last couple of days?

fossilesque, (edited )
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Just spinosarus

workerONE, in heart of ice

I thought this said “Heart of rice” and the rest about Pluto got pretty confusing

FireTower, (edited ) in Spinosarus
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I love that spinosaurus is such a contentious topic in paleontology.

https://youtu.be/aZlN66mlqsY?si=ZKoxBoznjwf7mYtz

SmackemWittadic,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah we can’t even tell if they walk on two legs or four lmao

Epicurus0319, in o(╥﹏╥)o

What if there was once a sentient civilization tens of millions of years before us, but then it either destroyed itself at some point (leaving behind what are now our uranium deposits) or was wiped out by a flood basalt or something? What if the feared “bad ending” for humanity a la a nuclear war is the only civilization apocalypse that has already happened?

Lord_ToRA, in human mfers don't know what they're missin
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Humans. What if saw purple? More.

LucidLethargy,

Purple more saw the humans. What if?

Bandiospore, in 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊
retrolasered, in What more can I say?
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I_Has_A_Hat, in and they're gonna pay

Those bastards lied to me

Yes, that is the plot to Jurassic Park.

xenspidey, in heart of ice

Heart? No, it actually looks like Disney’s Pluto…

Jeredin, (edited ) in 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊

For manga/fungi lovers - feels appropriate given the meme.

rustyredox, in o(╥﹏╥)o

I wonder if they were specimens that were ideally fossilized, but only in a portion of a tectonic plate that was eventually pushed below the mantle and liquefied into molten lava.

Exotic skeletons from hundreds of hyper localized species, all pristinely preserved in so much detail miraculously for millions of years due, only to eventually turn into very hot rock just before ever returning to the near surface for paleontology discovery.

Time on earth makes for very lossy data archive. Ohhh, the entropy!

GlitzyArmrest,
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Great, so now I need to start hoarding bones along with all of my data?

rustyredox,

When keeping skeletons in one’s closet doesn’t immediately imply what you think it does:

  • “Honestly officer, they’re only redundant backups. Just some copies of the homo sapien genome…”
  • “Save it for the judge, you bastard.”
  • “Alright, you can confiscate my closet, but I practice a 3-2-1 backup strategy, and you’ll never find them all!”
Cqrd, in Go on, cry, sadboy.

“The big picture is made up of brush strokes”, absolutely love this. Gotta try to remember it.

Grass,

This improved my impression of the person after a bunch of blah.

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