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EmoBean, in This is too real

Oh fuck, everyone is like this?

janus2, in Fake it til you make it.
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my lab coat protects me from:
10% contamination from hazardous lab stuff
90% spilling my lunch/snack on my street clothes

Bishma, in This is too real
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The alcohol may not be for science, but it sure helps with writing grant applications.

janus2, (edited ) in This is too real
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not pictured:

  • a fume hood with a definitely safe amount of items in it that is absolutely not interfering with air flow
  • the drawer full of stuff from a grad student who defended in the 90’s
  • things in regular use labeled “DO NOT USE"
  • magic amulets and talismans placed on top of machines
  • a totally sane amount of centrifuge balance tubes
  • binders that exist solely to occasionally fall off the shelf all at once
  • "don’t touch them they’re my emotional support expired reagents”
  • "don’t touch them we’ll use these empty pipette tip boxes for something probably maybe"
  • the full sharps container that can’t be disposed of because There’s Something In There That Shouldn’t Be™
  • the haz waste that can’t be disposed of because it’s Too Expensive™
  • a lab safety officer who hasn’t experienced a positive emotion since 2007
sbv, in Fake it til you make it.

Am computer scientist. How to lab coat?

Ragdoll_X, in This is too real
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That’s just XQC’s desk

tdawg, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

Is plasma just an orgy?

stebo02,
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clearly yes

GBU_28,

More of a blender factory jumbo jet crash site

breakfastburrito, in Fake it til you make it.

Missing is “have to use that one chemical you’re actually scared of”. For me it’s trizol

rockerface,

I googled that chemical and what the fuck

flicker,

Your comment made me look it up and now I also what the fuck

AtmaJnana,

That’s what the minimum wage lab tech is for. And they’re probably gonna be high while handling that trizol.

source: was lab tech in college.

EatYouWell, in This is too real

This is my office and I don’t appreciate it.

DudeBro, in This is too real

Can confirm 1 and 6

Bojimbo, in Fake it til you make it.

Too cold in the lab every time

angrystego,

Do you have no freezers in your lab? Can recommend. Those buggers make every lab a sauna.

chillbo_baggins, in Comrade

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/06e233e5-8f41-49b1-9de6-5e67b2fa2efc.jpeg

LEONHART, in Fake it til you make it.

Okabe Rintarou has entered the chat.

caseyweederman,

Additional segment: “because you’re a huge annoying nerd who takes forever to develop an actual personality”
Ugh I hated having to push through his douchebag phase, even after that he was merely tolerable.

Sanctus, in This is too real
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This is just what it looks like when smart people are cooking up smart shit.

open_world, in Fake it til you make it.
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To hide the fact that you’re an invisible person with a pie chart head

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