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EmoBean, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

Nah, they just vibing doing their thing.

captainlezbian, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

It’s cool they’re into being cucked by bigger subatomic particles

Donjuanme, in This is too real

It’s not a mess, it’s a “working lab”… That I haven’t cleaned since the big boss was last here 3 months ago. Shit he’s coming next week…

Toes, in This is too real

Na it’s a giant bottle of medical grade ethanol way cheaper and you can flavour it however you like.

Donjuanme,

My pure ethanol recently went up 5x to over 200/gallon.

Sanyanov,

In my area ethanol got literally inaccessible.

Don’t know what the hell is going on, but we survive off reserves, and save as much as we can.

janus2,
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“oops i got formaldehyde poisoning better administer some treatment!”

FuglyDuck, in This is too real
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Just to clarify… the coffe cup is the science experiment?

janus2,
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only if there’s a lab notebook full of observations and measurements next to it

FuglyDuck,
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“today, the sentient mold asked for more water, and some more bread to grow on” is not something you leave lying around for the sentient mold to read!

(It’s all fun and games until they start engaging in biowarfare…)

janus2,
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to be fair engaging in biowarfare is just about all that mold does

rikudou, in we're still trying to figure out if they go to the same floor or not.
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If you’re Jeff Dean, NP means “No Problemo”.

BambiDiego,

Then it seems like I started life in the “Problemo” level, gotta go find this elevator to rectify this.

0ops, in Mentally Deranged Behaviour

At least the “depth” is consistent

jenny_ball,
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it’s not that bad tbh

MxM111, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?
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Deuterium

vexikron, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

I tried to date an electron once, but I could never figure out her position on any subject without disturbing her and her whole orbit of friends.

open_world, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?
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Nah, they have other electrons to spin around with. Unless we’re talking about hydrogen.

ivanafterall, in Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?
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Negative.

cduke23, in Comrade

*our oxygen

-red blood cells probably

abcd, (edited ) in Mentally Deranged Behaviour

What’s the problem? What I’m seeing, these are absolutely valid SQL joins 🤔

😂

rustydrd,
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Get that fancy database stuff outta here. In science, we either do Excel or we do nothing at all!

SnipingNinja, in GIS nerds be like

Modern technology has really spoilt us

Crow, in Mentally Deranged Behaviour
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We need different heights for each colour. Then the middle colour can be an average.

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