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MonkderZweite, in Let's meet those headlines

How are they pronounced?

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Molleck-Yoo-Lees and Parr-Tick-Lees

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Honestly, go with the epic version.

lenuup, in still worthy

Arbsitinence

dangblingus, in Let's meet those headlines

What does “let’s meet those headlines” mean?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Meet those headlines [with all the flair that they give science journalism]

gandalf_der_12te, in The Fuck Operation

The Fuck operation, also known as dual pairing.

Kolanaki, in Let's meet those headlines
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I will never not pronounce them that way now that I have seen this.

Sabre363, in Let's meet those headlines

I petition that henceforth all words be pronounced in the spirit of Greek heroes

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

All hail the great Johncles

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“My testicles itch.”

Threeme2189,

All hail the mighty Testicules!

troyunrau, in Slap a "quantum" on it = Instant flux capacitor
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Continental philosophy in a nutshell. Find some cool sciencey concept, and abstract it beyond anything that is reasonable.

gandalf_der_12te,

What would oceanic philosophy be then? Dilute everything?

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Continental philosophy is so named because the Brits referred to the philosophers in continental Europe thus. The opposing school is more generally known as analytical philosophy, and posits that rigorous logic can be applied to philosophy.

Continental philosophy: “love should be a dimension, just like time, that would be awesome.”

Analytical philosophy: “I’ll buy you a beer if you can prove to me that the electron exists.”

gandalf_der_12te,

So, continental philosophy then simply introduces more variables to tackle the problem, while analytical philosophy tries to make actual progress?

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Sort of. Continental philosophy is great if you’re a stoner, a hopeless romantic, have preconceived religious notions that your philosophy must have a carve out for, or if you write for Hollywood.

Sometimes you get all four. See for example, the “totally scientifically plausible movie, Interstellar!” which posits that love permits time travel… Which this meme format would work great for ;)

gandalf_der_12te,

a hopeless romantic

so basically french, then

PoisonedPrisonPanda, in Let's meet those headlines

I find this hilarious

Where do I sign?

Omega_Haxors, in Slap a "quantum" on it = Instant flux capacitor

“Consciousness affects outcomes” is such a cringe take, it’s more like, you’re in a 3d slice of time and where you inhabit is based on what you do and you’re allowed to do anything within that as long as it’s self-consistent, with things self-correcting if they’re not.

FrankTheHealer, in Whatever I use 10

A pig without (3.14 AKA pi) = g

G is gravity which is 9.8 metres per second on earth

For anyone not sober wondering wtf this meant.

bane_killgrind,

I am not sober thank you

Taniwha420, in Let's meet those headlines

I would also like entomologists to pronounce the insect orders properly. That ‘p’? It belongs to the ‘-ter’. It’s ‘pter’, for wing. As in ‘coleo-ptera’, the ‘shield wing’, not ‘col-e-OP-tera’. Or ‘neuro-ptera’, the ‘lace-wing’, not ‘neur-OP-tera’.

We actually put the accent on a syllable THAT DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST in the Greek.

Fucking nonsense.

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Helico-pter

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

I learned from ESLs. Sue me.

CJOtheReal, in Slap a "quantum" on it = Instant flux capacitor

Quantum mechanics makes no difference, just throw cheese at it, if it eats the cheese it’s cool and we can get along, if it doesn’t we need to shoot it.

gandalf_der_12te,

Hey, that’s racist against asian people.

Technus, in still worthy

Abstinence implies that using it is some sort of dirty pleasure…

rockerface,

We don’t kinkshame here

neveraskedforthis, (edited ) in Whatever I use 10

I get half of the joke, but completely lost on the second half, and title.

sag,

For explanation of Title: Actually most of the time I take g as 10 in numericals and give answer in approx.

Leate_Wonceslace, in gatekeeping
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Fred.

(∀x:Number(x)=T)(Name(x)=“Fred”)

I name every number Fred.

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