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PoisonedPrisonPanda, (edited ) in Download the Arxiv

So many publications are not worth reading.

Im all in for a revolution of science.

No more bullshitting. No “800 words” required.

If youre able to explain something in 5 sentences and put a table and plot with the results. Do it. No need to elaborate in 5 pages how fucked up your ability is to use thesaurus for synonyms.

Edit. Usually i read the headline and put the article into my bibtex library.

jnplch,

5 pages?!??! In my discipline, we spend five pages just kissing reviewer 2’s behind and begging people to take an interest. Then we spend 20 pages citing everyone and their adviser and their adviser’s second cousin on the off chance that they’re married to reviewer 2. Then you get a copy-paste of the documentation of one of the five datasets that everyone uses.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

Ive read about such stories. Must be awful.

Im sorry for you. That really sucks.

Engywuck, (edited )

Agreed. The worst part to write for me are always the fucking "introduction"s, explain why we did this, why it deserves your attention and a lot of addedd fluff. I did it because I wanted to. Read it if you are interested, go away if not.

Johanno,

I had this problem for my bachelor thesis. I used some other paper about machine learning and changed some parameters. Others I didn’t touch because I didn’t knew what they do. Now I have to explain why I copied those parameters. I just wrote in testing they proved to be the best.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

Yes I totally agreee.

bastian_5, in Download the Arxiv

I tried to download the PDF but then I just got errors…

teft, in Download the Arxiv
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I read the summary of the abstract that a journalist with no science degree wrote.

Enkers, (edited )

I read abstract.


This comment has been summarized. The original (15 words) has been reduced by 80%.

This comment was made by a human, and if it was helpful please reply to it with “good human”.

teft,
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“good human”

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

Good human

Engywuck, in Download the Arxiv

Well, sometimes I get to read the abstract and the conclusions. And then I get a deserved week off.

weariedfae,

Don’t forget the first thing you do!

Skim the figures.

Engywuck,

True, true.

HootinNHollerin,
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Upper management material

Oiconomia, in high rise

Sim City 2000 arcologies do photosynthesis?

Zerush, (edited ) in we need better hobbies
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Some Mathproblems

randomaside, in Let's meet those headlines
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Uripades? Umendades?

YeetPics, in aLiEnS!!1
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You’ve cracked vertical lifting, now onto moving blocks a thousand miles from the quarry!

fossilesque,
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YeetPics,
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I stand corrected. It all seems so obvious, why do people still disagree?

AeonFelis, in Slap a "quantum" on it = Instant flux capacitor

We have the many-worlds interpretation that makes perfect sense (as long as you accept that consciousness is just a function of the particles in your brain and not some spiritual essence detached from the laws of physics), but Niels Bohr had to convince everyone that Quantum Mechanics is not supposed to make any sense just so that he could win his argument against Albert Einstein, so now everyone think it’s just another interpretation on equal footing with the Copenhagen nonsense.

Rubanski, (edited ) in high rise

I still don’t really understand the introduction of the floating springy circle that is looming menacingly between the apartments

CommissarVulpin,

That’s just Carl.

Snowpix, in GIS nerds be like
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Me exploring railroads on GSV…

xilliah, in GIS nerds be like
ThatFembyWho, in GIS nerds be like

openstreetmaps ftw. Get that, turn on cartographic overlays (outdated scans but still useful), aerial imagery, download and import nhd data, pull up ngs website, and enjoy. Help us map rivers! Even better if you can do an actual ground survey w/ gps.

Kase,

Thanks for the recommendation! Downloading osm now o7

ThatFembyWho,

Be sure to check out the osm wiki! For editing, you can use their web viewer, but I personally prefer JOSM for more advanced work. Vespucci is a great tool for mapping on your phone.

Pantoffel,

Okay what is nhd and ngs? When I’m horny for aerial imagery, I’m usually browsing Landsat and Sentinel archives.

ThatFembyWho,

National hydrography dataset and national geodetic survey (but I actually meant USGS, they provide a lot of data, their map viewer is a good introduction).

Pantoffel,

Oh thank you very much. Yes, the map viewer I often use, although I’ve only touched Landsat and Sentinel imagery.

ThatFembyWho,

btw NHD data tends to be too large for JOSM to handle… my one complaint about JOSM, I feel it could be more memory efficient. Qgis can be used to process and extract large datasets, just split them up into several files per state. (You also need to merge the source files.) But it’s totally worth the pain, because you get a lot of rich, high resolution data.

Depending on where you live, your state or city might also have open datasets available.

books,

I spent way toonlong mapping our houses in my neighborhood. It’s always funny to see my work on apps, I’m like shit that street is missing houses I need to get on it.

ThatFembyWho, (edited )

yeah, it’s addictive, I started with sidewalks in my neighborhood, and before I knew it, I was mapping parking zones, fire hydrants, trash cans, benches, traffic signals, speed limits, turn lanes…

books,

What’s the best tool to map points? I walk my dog and would love to quickly drop a pin for a sewer grate or fire hydrant? Is there something I can do mobile?

ThatFembyWho,

I’ve only used vespucci and it gets the job done.

LynneOfFlowers, in high rise
@LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social avatar

They’re charging how much for 10^-12^ sq ft?

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

It doubles in size every few seconds though

PoisonedPrisonPanda, in GIS nerds be like

I like to do this for civil constructions.

You ever took a look an desert settlements?

There are so many awesome things to see there, and thinking of all the little humans doing their shit there is mesmerizing.

Kind of Sim city/sims in real life

ThatFembyWho,

Agreed, I’ve learned a lot doing this. Sometimes it leads to a story, like the ruins of a federal fire watchtower that was destroyed by arson, or discovering one of the largest fisheries in the country. I’ve also noticed a lot more houses are torn down in my city than might be expected. Whole blocks are empty fields now, or maybe have one derelict house remaining.

It’s also disturbing just how much trash people collect in their yards… and the massive wounds of foresting and strip mining.

Pantoffel,

Ugh, I was in rural china once and the uncle of my ex threw all his trash in his back yard. Disgusting. Nobody really minded though. They didn’t approve, but they didn’t confront him.

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