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rbn, in On bats.

“It’s a messy situation, but generally it’s very safe and it works well,”

Reminds me of the traffic situation in eastern Asia. Huge amounts of cars, scooters etc. mostly ignoring any traffic rules. From an outside perspective it looks like there must be thousands of injuries a day but considering the vast amount of individuals it’s still pretty safe and efficient.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

My Dad has experienced traffic like this. He said having strict rules is often worse because you expect others to follow the rules and then they don’t, people die. There’s a sort of complacency involved with rigid rules.

ieatpillowtags,

Complacency and entitlement. Like letting a guy merge into you instead of evading because “well he was supposed to yield!” People will fully crash their car if they think they’re “right”.

Tar_alcaran,

Traffic deaths in Thailand are 60 per 100.000 vehicles. In the Netherlands is 6. It’s 10 times a deadly…

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, (edited )

It’s 27 in mississippi, so only about twice as deadly.

Edit, actually, let’s revisit the data. You said 60 per 100000 vehicles, if you shift that to population, the data point I used, it becomes 32. Only slightly more deadly than living in the southern US

emptiestplace,

That’s pretty good!

Tar_alcaran,

I think that says a lot about Mississippi

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, (edited )

Its a pretty similar statistic for most rural states.

Consider that the population is lower but the ratio of people driving is much higher. Less cities, more people have to commute 30-60 minutes, etc.

Part of it is poor infrastructure, yeah(the other southern rural states with similar stats track a better record comparatively based on quality of infrastructure by my own personal anecdote of having driven/lived in them), but it’s just predominantly the ratio of drivers to non drivers as the key factor.

doppelgangmember,

Florida looks around sweating nervously over lack of guardrails

DragonTypeWyvern,

Don’t forget all the meth

nBodyProblem,

So 0.6% chance of being a vehicle owner being involved in a fatal accident over a ten year timespan? 0.06% over a single year?

Sounds pretty safe to me.

Tar_alcaran,

The injury rate is about 70 times higher though.

nBodyProblem,

The point I’m trying to make is that absolute risk numbers are far more useful than stating relative risk, especially once we get below the average person’s acceptable risk tolerance. Saying “this country is xx times safer than this country” can be misleading.

For example, if we consider a hypothetical country that has 1 traffic death per 100,000 vehicles you could make the statement that, “the Netherlands has 6x more traffic deaths than hypothetical country!” It would make the Netherlands seem like a dangerous place to live, but I’d wager that the vast majority of people would feel perfectly comfortable with the idea of being in traffic in the Netherlands.

LostWon,

Sounds like you mean South &/or Southeast Asia and not East Asia (or perhaps just Asia in general rather than subdividing)? Within Asia, injury/fatality rates seems to increase as you go westward.

victron, (edited ) in Cave Bear
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For what? Communication is not happening, that’s for sure.

TheSpookiestUser,
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Pantomiming to ask if they take commissions

CareHare,

ThiNk aBoUT tHE eXp0SuRE!

bjoern_tantau,
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I mean, they clearly have experience in the furry category.

new_guy,

Not enough feet to be considered a furry artist

victron,
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This actually made me laugh.

Nakoichi,
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fossilesque,
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doctorcrimson, in πckles!!!

My mind is telling me Pi-ckles

but my heart is telling me that says tickles.

BDalt, in And that, my friends, is the Pleistocene.

Persistence hunting; you don’t have to be accurate, you just need to tire out your prey.

vsh,
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Or just use common sense and use your gun…

M137,

How are you this dumb?

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

I’m not that dumb to run x miles when I can pull out my piece and be done in a few seconds.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t you know? Smith & Wesson was founded in 100000 B.C.

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

H&K wooden spear

hydrospanner,

It’s an incredibly well made and reliable wooden spear but it costs ridiculously more than other wooden spears that are 95% as good.

And since they’re primarily concerned with big military contracts for wooden sticks, they make it clear that the persistence hunter market is one they actively disdain…but we still line up to buy their wooden sticks.

Darth_Reagan,

guns are naturally occuring

GBU_28, (edited )

I’m surprised your were able to hold a thought and type at the same time.

Did you shit yourself while creating this comment?

gothic_lemons, in Cave Bear

Dope

qooqie, in And that, my friends, is the Pleistocene.

Just wait until those weird hairless apes with back issues learn how to fling those pointy sticks really fast with twine and wood

threelonmusketeers,

Just wait until those same weird hairless apes with back issues learn how how to harness a particular mixture of charcoal, brimstone, and poop crystals.

hydrospanner,

To make poop knives?

threelonmusketeers,

Not quite. Guano was historically a source of saltpetre…

hydrospanner,

For real?!

TIL! Thanks for explaining.

threelonmusketeers,

For real?!

Yup: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano

Though its main use was as fertilizer, Guano was also sought for the production of gunpowder.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_nitrate#From_cave…

Major natural sources of potassium nitrate were the deposits crystallizing from cave walls and the accumulations of bat guano in caves. Extraction is accomplished by immersing the guano in water for a day, filtering, and harvesting the crystals in the filtered water.

qooqie, in Cave Bear

How do we know it was by memory? What if the bear held that person hostage for a very flattering painting

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I’ve seen cartoons. That man and that bear were friends

jasondj, (edited )

A good theory, but sadly this drawing predates the invention of the pickinick basket by at least 10 years. At least.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Not nearly as dark as I was gonna go.

I assume that chonker was tasty,

LillyPip,

I immediately thought this poor artist was in the cave for days, periodically poking his head out, and the bear was still there, just waiting.

They got many close looks at that bear and had nothing to do but draw the thing that would finally kill them when they got desperate enough to make a run for it.

This painting might be like someone writing Jeff on the tile floor in their own blood. Or they became friends like in a Disney movie. I see no middle alternative.

Joking aside, that’s a phenomenal likeness.

captcha, in Orinthologists
MonkderZweite,

Why?

_number8_, in Orinthologists

there are also some birds called bushtits which puts them pretty well in my good graces

AernaLingus, in On bats.
PhlubbaDubba,

They aren’t colliding, they’re just giving each other very adorable and very valid flying snuggles!

Nakoichi, in Cave Bear
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that is a dope ass bear

fossilesque,
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manuallybreathing,

thank you!

sovietknuckles,
@sovietknuckles@hexbear.net avatar

Using artwork without compensating the artist smh my head

Ram_The_Manparts,
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Beat me to it lol

ThePyroPython, in Orinthologists

Looks like we’ve got Mr Obvious the Ornithologist.

When I say Ornith, you say ologist.

Ornith-

Ologist!

Ornith-

Ologist!

anzich, in Orinthologists
qarbone,

“You CANNOT name this species the ‘greater blue-balled ding-dong monkey’. Not least because we will not let you name something else the ‘lesser blue-balled ding-dong monkey’!”

FuglyDuck, (edited )
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I wonder how many people went to go see if there was a so-named monkey.

All I’m gonna say, is that’s what private tabs, and a coworker’s unlocked computer is for…(sadly this will have to wait until Monday.)

anzich,

I have seen one IRL in Kenya and afterwards googled it

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

What a beautiful blue. Can you imagine if we all had different coloured ballsacks?

bjoern_tantau,
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Don’t tell my wife!

I_am_10_squirrels,

Taste the rainbow 🌈

Random_German_Name,

Bro got blueballed badly

hltdev,

they got it wrong, should have been called: the blue balled vervet monkey.

Kuragi2,

Blue balled black faced tree swingin people eater

RandomVideos,
capt_wolf, (edited ) in Orinthologists
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

Aw, come on…

Only in ornithology can you say,

“Look at that pair of great tits!”

“That’s a huge pecker!”

“That’s a nice looking cock!”

And “Look at all the boobies!”

And literally nobody can get mad…

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno, boobies seem to not like being looked at,

showmustgo, in Outliers
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Looking for the future participle of yeet

fossilesque,
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“Ye” as it hasn’t completed the full journey yet

bricklove, (edited )

I yeet. I yote. I have yeen.

Emanuel,

For me, it’s “I have yoten”.

blackbrook,

Yotten

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