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ArchTemperedKoala, in Pronouns.

Mister Doctor.

Maultasche,

It’s Strange

SendMeYourTatas,

Who?

Minarble,

Dentarthurdent

SnipingNinja,

Doofenshmirtz

PopShark,

Dr. Mr. Professor Patrick

AMillionNames, (edited ) in Don't worry about it.

If only you could get away with those sort of password today. Maybe 91N20K+Es

pigup, in smh

that’s why u small

moistclump, in Pronouns.

Doctor is gender neutral.

devz0r,

So is "folks" but that didn't stop people from neutralizing it or whatever it's called.

moistclump,

They neutralize folks?

acockworkorange,

I wonder how’s that. Folkxs? Fxkls?

GiveMemes,

“Folx” lmao

blanketswithsmallpox,

Get the folx out of here.

I had no idea they did that to folks lol.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

I’m still not convinced we aren’t being fucked with

SatanicNotMessianic,

What if we move in the opposite direction and go with doctrix?

And I mean for everybody. Like a gender-bending neutral.

MajorMajormajormajor,

neutral

What makes a man turn neutral? Is it lust for money? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Blahaj_Blast,
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Sounds like a dominant female doctor. I’m in.

Currens_felis,

I’ve heard doctress used for female doctors

Aremel,

Was it in the year 1910?

DroneRights,

And a male doctor is a doctsman

whocares314, in Oxygen.

Alright the exchange is funny but

ACKTUALLLY…

Antioxidants are at best nothing and at worst bad for you. The whole thing is marketing wank. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2099529/

Yeah, I’m fun at parties.

Quik,

Would invite you to my parties every time as I’ve been hoping to see someone already posted this answer so I don’t have to.

kadu, (edited )
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

Linus Pauling (the Linus Pauling) had a moment in his life when he became obsessed with the idea that antioxidants would make us all live forever.

It’s also worth noting that anaerobic organisms are a thing, and they die too. Yes, cells suffer with oxidation and this is indeed related to aging, but if you remove all oxygen from the equation, any replication of genetic material will still slowly age and eventually kill you.

Kase,

So the key is to find a way to stop my cells from replicating 🤔 /s

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah i was thinking the same thing lol I just didn’t want to say it

FreshLight,

Here’s a link to an article that’s not from 2007 but 2019 on antioxidants. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6828919/

caseyweederman,

the daily intake of natural antioxidant sources is very important in the prevention of oxidative stress, since it has many positive effects on our health.

Well now I don’t know who to believe

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, in Oxygen.

Relevant story involving killing aliens with oxygen en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-Chute

Sotuanduso, in Don't worry about it.

Why is your password *******?

someguy3,

It’s a new feature. Type in your password to try it.

LolaCat,

hunter2

floridaman,

cool fediverse feature, I just see a bunch of asterisks

idunnololz, in Don't worry about it.
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Protactinium Nitrogen Calcium Potassium Einsteinium

Hmmm… What could it mean?

Quik,

Honestly a better password, some more upper case letters wouldn’t hurt, though.

rbhfd, in Oxygen.

Are the aliens fusion-based lifeforms? They have to get their energy somewhere.

Eating hydrogen and letting out high-pitched helium farts?

PainInTheAES,

Suddenly the Wow! Signal makes sense. Just aliens helium-farting into the mic to troll humans.

BustinJiber, in Don't worry about it.

Yes, but what’s your login?

vzq, in Don't worry about it.

BRB have to write a huge regular expression real quick.

3ntranced, in uhhh uhhhhh
AngryCommieKender,

Or we ARE the precursor civilization before they got destroyed

BigDaddySlim, (edited )
@BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar

This ends badly for the Precursors, we become corrupted after creating our 2 potential replacements for holding the Mantle. Our own children, the Forerunners, nearly wipe us out and we have to flee the galaxy. We come back with a vengeance and manifest as the Flood and get our revenge in the end.

We would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those pesky Halo rings

Dkarma,

To eat

slazer2au,

We are the only universe.

kozy138, in Oxygen.

Probably more like ‘slowly corroding’ from the inside.

NoSpiritAnimal,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Combustion is rapid oxidation, corrosion is slow oxidation, therefore corrosion is slow fire.

Stoney_Logica1, in Oxygen.

We also have to regularly eat metal to live.

sheogorath,

Why do we need to eat metals but cannot do allomancy with it? SMH we’re living in the worst timeline.

Stoney_Logica1, in Don't worry about it.

Bacon pancakes, makin’ bacon pancakes!

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