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IHadTwoCows, in uhhh uhhhhh

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  • Moghul,

    To be fair, the droplet wasn’t exactly a bumper car. It could ram and destroy several ships before your human reaction time could tell which way it went. It went so fast it could pass through a ship leaving a hole behind and white hot metal and it could turn on a dime at full speed.

    IHadTwoCows,

    Yes, but still the idea of being rammed hadn’t been factored in. The droplet was pretty badass though

    Moghul,

    It was definitely badass, an excellent ‘inscrutable monster’ type of foe.

    I’ll say though, the droplet was so far ahead of humanity that it didn’t matter what they were prepared for. The droplet could’ve just as easily been a guided projectile (which it was) and it wouldn’t have made a difference.

    Spacehooks,

    That is a legit strategy in 40K. Why waste dakka on puny ships.

    squeezeyerbawdy, in I feel this in my bones.

    These C\ScienceMemes are killing me. I love and NEED more of this. Time to learn how to meme. Well done all!

    🦠🐁🔬🦇🚀💉🪺🦾🫀🥽🪲🪸🪐🌋

    SomeAmateur,

    This page is becoming one of my favs on lemmy! It’s a lot harder to laugh at all the boring dystopia style memes

    ElBarto, in I feel this in my bones.
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    So hummingbirds are guilty of cultural appropriation.

    Mr_Fish, in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.

    I’ll do you one better, with Biggus Dickus

    squeezeyerbawdy, in KNOW THE SIGNS

    I coughed to death- thanksssss

    reflex, (edited ) in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.
    @reflex@kbin.social avatar

    Damn.
    It's the antagonist from the first Men in Black.

    AtmaJnana,

    It was like he was wearin’ a …Edgar suit

    NocturnalMorning, in That was a close one!!!

    The earth is on average 93 million miles from the sun… holy crap, does that mean the earth has been avoiding the sun this whole time???

    GBU_28,

    We are literally falling into it! We just keep “narrowly” missing it on the far sun horizon

    NocturnalMorning,

    Thank God we keep missing!

    dabaldeagul,
    @dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

    Seeing how orbit is just falling and missing, kinda?

    AmosBurton_ThatGuy, in What does it mean??
    @AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

    Let’s just hope an alien civilization finding that probe doesn’t lead to a dual vector foil being launched at the solar system

    DgbbObz0GDufBVFF9szB,

    I mean even a photoid would be bad for us right now.

    AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
    @AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

    True, we can’t exactly go and cower behind Jupiter at the moment unfortunately.

    Land_Strider, in What does it mean??

    Aliens listening to Azerbaijan Bagpipes: We are confused and moved!

    Norgur, in What does it mean??

    We should at least have.added descriptions in Vulcan and Klingon.

    Powdermilkman, (edited ) in What does it mean??
    @Powdermilkman@lemmy.world avatar
    occhionaut,

    Sweet ink

    Dkarma,

    Ngl this is one of the best poke n stick tats I’ve seen.

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Nice tattoo.

    Anyway, if we ever need help from advanced civilizations, we’re going to put you in a bottle and throw it in the galactic ocean. Ok?

    SaakoPaahtaa,

    Makes you think, why didn’t they put a cadaver in there? Like a dead human, preserved for the alien lads to have a proper look at. Surely there would be volunteers down for donating themselves after their death.

    Cosmonaut_Collin,
    @Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world avatar

    It could be seen as a threat or an attack. Like we will kill them or are trying to send them a virus.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Elon musk sent a mannequin in a car into space so we’ve pretty much got all the bases covered now.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    You could at least spare his life, just skin that part of his arm off. Put his skin in the bottle. But let the man live.

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    You make an excellent point

    DudeBro,

    no

    Powdermilkman,
    @Powdermilkman@lemmy.world avatar

    I’d volunteer for a one way trip into the void

    Norgur, in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.

    HANS! ZE FLAMMENWERFER! GET IT NAOW!

    name_NULL111653,
    LemmyKnowsBest, in That was a close one!!!

    Heck, I can throw a baseball that far. I’m glad NASA is watching out for us.

    768,

    200 kph fastball takes 310 years, given your probable age being >17 and a life expectency of smth in the 70s, I doubt that you have the ability to confirm that you can…

    Sotuanduso,

    All it takes is the rocket science to plot a course to confirm that you can.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Ooh I love it when you pull out your math 😍

    LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA, in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥
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    i dont get this joke at all, but the meme format is gold

    Antitrust7668,

    WolframAlpha is a very fancy calculator you can essentially plug almost anything into and get a step-by-step guide to solving the equation. I believe it can do much more than that, but that’s what most people use it for.

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in What does it mean??

    Carl Sagan meant well. He probably sent it to himself. Surely he’s received it by now.

    Hey, where’s the one with the noodz?

    TheBat,
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