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TerminalEncounter, in FUCKING NASA
@TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net avatar

Uranus’ moons are named after Shakespeare characters which I always think is kinda fun!

Affidavit,

Inb4 they all die a tragic but poetic death

RooPappy, in FUCKING NASA

Ganymede was a prince. He never boned Jupiter (or Zeus) as far as I know.

768,

He was his cupbearer though.

Zoboomafoo,
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

No way they didn’t bone

imaqtpie,
@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can confirm. TIL that ancient Athenians were homophobic about Cretans though 😂. Damn Cretans trying to turn Greece gay.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5fb5dfbe-0558-4a77-bea0-8d0293bb5d69.jpeg

Napain,

You mean to say someone made that up !?!??!

Hupf,

Those cretins at it again!

GBU_28,

Cuppin Zeus bawlz

Affidavit,

Someone’s been reading the sanitised version of the story.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Which ultra PG rated version did you read?

frauddogg, in uhhh uhhhhh
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

honestly, i hope we’re alone. I don’t trust humanity to not try and kill whatever we find.

Sabata11792,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

What? They were going to do the same if we didn't kill them.

SuckMyWang, in KNOW THE SIGNS

It’s too late for these people. I don’t usually agree with the conservatives but I think they might be right about this.

unreachable, (edited )
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

conservativeshomo erectus

SuckMyWang, (edited )

More like homo impotentus.

Edit. I see, they both work in their own way

CJOtheReal, in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.

Mr. i think i need a fucking flamethrower!

vamputer, in Rest in Plasma
@vamputer@infosec.pub avatar

At what temperature does matter become Texas?

quicksand,

At the moment of conception

buh, in FUCKING NASA
@buh@hexbear.net avatar

NAGSA

queue, in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.
@queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The name of the longest cock is Megalovania Longpenis.

shadowspirit, in FUCKING NASA

This feels like one of those “I’m so stoned” and TIL posts. Speaking of…

Quacksalber, in uhhh uhhhhh
Player2,

Truly the brightest timeline

brown567,

Can we put some snakegirls too? =)

vivadanang,

lol this guy thinks a sentient race of cat-oids would let humans stay around short of enslavement

emergencyfood,

They’d first have to defeat the species of cat-oids that currently own us though.

Colorcodedresistor,

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  • MonkeMischief,

    Nice!

    Basically anime Kilrathi but at least they’re cute! :D

    Quacksalber, (edited )

    Tangential, this is also the best explanation why in Mass Effect the Asari, Batarians and Quarians look so human-like and many other species are sharing similarities with humans: A few cycles ago, a species adept at bio-engineering took special interest in those primates from E-arth and just asked themselves: “What would happen, if we mix their DNA with every other species in the galaxy?”

    leftzero,

    Don’t the Asari just seem to look like whoever’s looking at them’s wet dream, due to psychic shenanigans…?

    Quacksalber, (edited )

    This belief that Asari use their psychic powers to manipulate people is based solely on a scene of three drunk dudes sitting around a table and watching an Asari stripper. I’d hardly call that conclusive evidence.

    Also, if that theory were true, it’d have knock-on effects that quickly spiral out of control. If Asari would use psychic powers to make everyone believe they look like the viewers’ race, then what happens to recorded media? What happens if anyone ever decides to draw how Asari look to them, only to then find out that others see Asari completely different? What happens if you try to touch an Asari? Do Elcor see Asari as Elcor-like? And Hanar see Asari as floating squids? How would that work with the statue on Thessia? And what range would those psychic powers have? And if those psychic powers had a lasting effect on the brain of those affected, how come no doctor or medical computer ever noticed that? And what do people see that watch media of Asari, but had never met Asari in real life?

    No, I think the scene in question just shows three drunk guys seeing what they want to see.

    chemical_cutthroat, in Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.
    @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m sorry, longi what?

    KingJalopy,
    @KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

    Cock

    Roach

    FuglyDuck,
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar
    someguy3, in I feel this in my bones.

    How do they fill the niche of insects?

    Xenny,

    They are pollinators

    halykthered,
    @halykthered@lemmy.ml avatar

    They buzz when they fly.

    Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

    They’re bird bees

    AtmaJnana,

    It’s because of the way they are.

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    they fill the niche of hummingbird moths

    IMongoose,

    Maybe this will explain nothing for you:

    youtu.be/yiyZmQhuM4w?si=gRHweEaprBLcLs68

    Bishma, in uhhh uhhhhh
    @Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    We’re not alone in the universe but space is so vast that it’s a difference without a distinction. 💀

    FuglyDuck, (edited )
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve come to the conclusion…. That if there are species out there able to travel interstellar distances in a reasonable time, then they have the ability to know humans are fucking nuts- because they can detect the radioactive isotopes in the atmosphere.

    Which means the only ones coming are even more nuts than we are.

    This, leads me to assume that either, they’re genocidal maniacs out to destroy everything that’s not them, (a la the bad guys in Ian Douglas’ Semper Mars series,)

    Or, they’re Space Mormons.

    Kidplayer_666,

    Or they consider us primitive for only having nuclear weapons

    FuglyDuck,
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    I suppose i should have mentioned the third possibility of “both”- they’re Space Mormons; but we rejected the good news so now they’re on a genocidal killing spree. (And they think were primitive, as you say,)

    GreenMario,

    No Trilithium bombs? ::Mastermind sad face:::

    vaultdweller013,

    Could also be space rednecks, gleebub and the boys about to give these hareless apes anti matter torpedoes.

    FuglyDuck,
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    I dunno. would space rednecks really survive getting their own M/AM torps? you really wouldn’t want redneck engineering anywhere near antimatter in enough concentration to blow up.

    (there is that theory. Life is common. But usually kills itself off or dies off before leaving it’s home system.)

    vaultdweller013,

    Would depend on how old anti matter tech is for them. Rednecks work best with older tech. So if the tech is a couple centuries old and anti matter reactors are as common as internal combustion engines are for us then id trust it about as much as a redneck tank, meaning let me see it in action atleast a couple times before I get near it.

    FuglyDuck, (edited )
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    it’s not the equipment that’s the problem. its the dubious maintenance cycles.

    a broken down tank, or a leaky redneck hot tub, isn’t going to kill you.

    vaultdweller013,

    Okay redneck tank was probably a bad example, but the redneck IED is still nothing to laugh at. Worst case scenario we use it a base for study, perhaps chuck it at anyone dumb enough to get near earth. Just give Ireland veto power it should be fine.

    m_f, in uhhh uhhhhh
    @m_f@midwest.social avatar

    Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

    Poggervania,
    @Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

    Honestly I'd take the "we are alone" route, Chrysalids and Floaters from XCOM can go fuck themselves.

    nxdefiant, (edited )
    brown567,
    Poggervania,
    @Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

    You spent time and energy specifically looking for a picture of an XCOM Chrysalid jerking itself off on a Rule 34 website.

    I am equal parts disgusted, horrified, and impressed with your actions.

    nxdefiant,

    The weird part was it was a 5 second search and that’s the first one that came up.

    morrowind,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    you mean both are absolutely awesome

    vaultdweller013,

    If we’re alone then its ours to take.

    If we arent then we must embrace our oldest tendency and become alone. They will either become one with mankind much like the Neanderthals or they must simply perish.

    slurpeesoforion, in uhhh uhhhhh

    I’m alone in the universe.

    scottywh,

    Memes like this certainly make me feel like I’m the only intelligent life existing.

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