How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle:
Tar_alcaran, I love how “improv” hplc bottles always look. I’m pretty sure this is a 200 euro piece of glassware, but it looks like 20 bucks.
MeowZedong, 
200? Try 1000. It has “analytical” in the name, so you apply a 5x upcharge to the “science” price modifier.
Lichtblitz, Scientists invent new cost-cutting measures for Amazon drivers. Sharing is caring.
CileTheSane, 
Can someone explain the use for this?
JungleJim, Heck of a party bong
Marlem, It’s used for HPLC analysis, where a lot of ports are needed to connect all the little tentacles of the machine
BynaD, Probably chemestry, for mutiple attachments.
TonyTonyChopper, HPLC is High Performance Liquid Chromatography, a chemistry method that’s used to analyze chemicals. Don’t know why they would need this thing though
degen, Multi-subject piss test
ininewcrow, 
Wouldn’t want to be the guy that gets the top
degen,
don, This fuckin bottle’s got four side necks and here my bitch ass has only one regular neck
fuckin bullshit man
hansl, Has genetics gone too far?
don, CRISPR’s been given too much power
abbadon420, This would be a great dog toy. Put a hole in one of the caps (a treat-sized hole) and stick a rod hrizontally through the bottle, so that it can spin around it’s axis. Than fill it with treats and your dog will be entertaint for hours.
Delphia, Except that its glass, that might be an issue.
abbadon420, Poor doggo :(
MeowZedong, Lab tech: opens with one hand anyway
TankieTanuki, (edited ) My lab used bottle caps with four holes in them for mobile phase intake. I’ve never seen a single bottle used for more than a couple HPLCs, but I suppose there are niche use cases out there.
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