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Okokimup, in 7 January 2024
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I don’t understand what’s happening here.

Wooster,
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Chickens are semi-cannibalistic, and if their eggs are broken, they will eat them.

Or at least I assume this bit of trivia is what Larson is after. Sometimes we think he’s playing 4D chess when he’s a few X’s short of a tic-tac-toe. (And the reverse as well)

21Cabbage,

Having been around chickens I wouldn’t say semi-cannabalistic, they’ll totally eat each other if one of them dies even if there’s plenty of their regular feed lying around.

RiderExMachina,

He tripped in front of the chickens while gathering their eggs, destroying all their hard work, and now they look at him in disgust and disappointment.

And that’s why you never keep all your eggs in one basket.

Murdoc,

Chickens look dead, not disappointed. Maybe they were all hit with nerve gas or something?

EtherWhack,
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Bird flu?

feedum_sneedson,

I thought he like, grabbed their necks and killed them while trying to stop himself falling over. I agree it’s unclear what is going on.

andrewth09,

Carbon monoxide leak.

discostjohn,

That’s what I thought!

CCF_100, in 7 January 2024

You got the year wrong lol

MrSebSin,
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The date is when it’s posted on thefarside.com not the original publish date.

blazeknave,

Thought it was a commentary on the price of eggs these days before reading yours and scrolling up lol

sugar_in_your_tea,

That link says 2024, yours says 2023.

MrSebSin,
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Doh! Thanks for pointing that out.

lseif, in 7 January 2024

dont cry over cracked eggs. you need to make an omelete

Omgarm, in 8 January 2024

She would only attract health freak kids who can escape easily anyway.

CJOtheReal,

Or kids that love that stuff… I’ve been, all my brothers have been…

Just needs to be cooked right.

spacecowboy, in 8 January 2024

Silly witch, just have “cheese sauce” on hand for dunking.

MeatsOfRage, in 8 January 2024

Really should try roasting the house with oil salt and pepper at 400 degrees for 20 minutes, adding parmesan in the last 5. I’ll be knocking on that door in no time.

killeronthecorner,
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You got some sorta lardon drought going on over there?

Soku,

You’re the lardon for those Brussels, baby

jaybone,

First fry it in bacon fat. And then crumble the bacon over it.

bionicjoey, in 8 January 2024

When the imposter is sus

tacosanonymous, in 8 January 2024

I hate this joke so much because it points out how little people pay attention to factual information.

can,

You mean he wasn’t an elephant?

chatokun,

It’s a pun masquerading as a comic. Being factual wouldn’t help; using the zeitgeist is the only way the audience would relate and get it.

LemmyKnowsBest, in 8 January 2024

DUCK!

Where?

No, idiot. I’m telling you to crouch down because you’re about to get hit in the head by an errant airborne object.

z500, in 8 January 2024
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Anatidaephobia

lescher, in 8 January 2024

Don’t watch poultrygeist: night of the chicken dead

BreadOven,

Haha. It was pretty bad. But it is a Troma movie, so I guess it’s par for the course.

rjthyen, in 8 January 2024

I started off expecting some sort of “it’s Link not Zelda” joke which I guess is on me

tslnox, in 8 January 2024

U thought her name was Black Aliss.

Che_Donkey, in 9 January 2024
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chubby little flies

Che_Donkey, in 9 January 2024
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was this the follow up or the precursor to “the pull up bar”?

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