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bionicjoey, in 11 January 2024

Inb4 the “don’t get it” gang: It’s “Mary Had a Little Lamb”

stom,
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Oh dear, I still don’t get it

THE_ANON,

Its a kid poem

stom,
@stom@lemmy.world avatar

I had to look it up to remember it fully, and now I get it.

Mary had a little lamb
It’s fleece was black as coal, yeah
Everywhere the child went
That little lamb was sure to go, yeah

platypus_plumba,

Why is the sheep white then? WHY?

nilloc, (edited )

The version I grew up with was “it’s fleece was white as snow”, not black as coal.

Which also rhymes better with “sure to go”

intensely_human,

Undercover

LemmyKnowsBest,

here are the correct relevant words to the song/nursery rhyme:

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white as snow

everywhere that Mary went

her lamb was sure to go

65gmexl3,
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Without zooming in, I thought that was her husband.

Agent641,

Omg yes, unless you zoom in, the sheep just looks like a dude

65gmexl3,
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Or maybe a dude in a sheep’s clothing

The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited ) in 11 January 2024
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I love that Larson could make this joke with or without the twist on Mary Had A Little Lamb.

Like, it would feel just as much a Far Side comic if her name were Nancy and she had been followed by a duck.

Ashyr,

That’s such a great point.

OlinOfTheHillPeople,

I like that the TV is on the floor. >!Although that wasn’t that rare in the 80s.!<

limelight79,

Console television.

Sotuanduso,

Nancy had a little duck.

JohnnyCanuck, (edited )
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Whose feathers glistened yellow,
Everywhere that Nancy went,
The duck was sure to follow.

bionicjoey, in 11 January 2024

The beginning of the AI uprising:

sugar_in_your_tea, in 11 January 2024

I feel like this could really benefit from some text below it. It’s great as-is, I just think there’s room for another chuckle.

blackluster117,
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“Another song added to the repertoire.”

Murdoc, in 11 January 2024

Maybe he had one of those ties that have musical notes on them, and got curious (and careless)…

OlinOfTheHillPeople,

Oh boy… This is gonna get worse before it gets better…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9f0d50d2-5147-4f5b-994e-207ce28f441e.webm

blackluster117, in 11 January 2024
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One of my favorites. Cubicle worthy.

ThrowawayPermanente, in 11 January 2024

Always check if the piano is breathing

AlexisFR, (edited ) in 11 January 2024
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Okay, what is the point of posting comics from 40 years ago?

Its not even an iconic author!

Bob_Robertson_IX,

You’re joking right? Gary Larson is a very iconic author and was hugely influential.

ArcaneSlime,

Its not even an iconic author!

Are you fucking high lmao?

sugar_in_your_tea, in 12 January 2024

One of the few cases where the text isn’t needed, but provided.

ZOSTED,

Was about to say.

Gary Larson is usually great about leaving the reader to connect the dots. Could’ve had a piece of airplane wreckage labelled “Canary” or something.

abfarid, in 12 January 2024
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Isn’t she in that settlement in the Delta Quadrant?

holycrap,

Yes. This is Fred Noonan wondering where the fuck she went.

jopepa, in 12 January 2024

Turn cowt

GBU_28, in 12 January 2024

Coconut crabs

Ephera, in 12 January 2024

A store near me sells tortellini labeled as “semi-fresh”.

What they mean, is that the tortellini are dried. Or at least, I hope so.

teft, in 12 January 2024
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Notice there is only one skeleton. That means that Amelia ate Fred Noonan.

Bougie_Birdie, in 13 January 2024
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I wish I had as much (misplaced) confidence as this frog

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