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LemmyKnowsBest, in 29 December 2023

This one is genuinely funny. Just letting you know. I chuckled.

ThrowawayPermanente, in 29 December 2023

It’s not a phase, Mom!

logicbomb, in 29 December 2023

The reason you have a spare is because you might need it in the future.

People seem to think that “spare” means that it’s useless, but it’s exactly the opposite. It’s “spare” because it’s useful to you. So it’s strange that people think you would give something away just because it’s “spare,” because that just means you’d have to acquire another spare for yourself.

Would you give away the spare tire for your car just because somebody asked you for it?

hansl, (edited )

Fun fact; someone needing it is exactly why you have a spare, too. I would give my spare tire to a stranger that needs it, because that’s what a spare is. Then I get a new one. Edit: otherwise your spare is useless when you don’t need it.

Why don’t you have two spares in case you have two flat tires?!?

grabyourmotherskeys,

3 is 2, 2 is 1, 1 is none.

wunami,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

This is why I keep 5 spares in case I need them for all 4 of my tires.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

But what if your spares break? Gotta keep at least one spare per spare, I say

hansl,

I just bring my spare car. Easier that way.

4am,
@4am@lemmy.world avatar

This is exactly why the phase “can you spare an ?” makes sense.

Spares aren’t just for yourself.

LemmyKnowsBest,

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  • Promethiel, (edited )

    Nevermind learning empathy. That one is going to be tricky for you, I feel.

    Luckily, you don’t need it to reach the correct outcome. Look into the other concept that is kept from you, the same reason why companies seek to “collude” in the “free” market.

    Selfish Altruism; it’ll make your life easier and still save your descendants. Do it for you.

    hansl,

    Oh no the unfortunates are going to have things. How can I someone of privilege survive without things? Is this the Robin Hood paradox where rich people will end up being moochers after all the moochers take their stuff?

    This is Gary Larson. The armadillos are a joke. He made a joke. That’s what he does. You made a self centered statement about your entitlements.

    If you can’t tell the difference between a moochers and a person who had bad luck and need a hand then you’re not well equipped for the social life we need. Because you have more in common with that person than with the one you seem to identify with.

    hydrospanner,

    Pls venmo me a thousand bucks kthx

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  • hansl, (edited )

    I can easily tell the difference; one is born in money and is actually mooching on society, the rest of us should team up and kick that guy.

    Your issue is one of perspective. You think your little things have a meaning, and you think that someone like Elon Musk just has more things (edit: because he worked harder or longer). As someone that actually works with centimillionaires and some billionaires, their lives are incredibly different on a fundamental level. They don’t just have more spare things. They suck government subsidies as income.

    Trust me, the guy who is asking for a spare has it just as bad as you, with extra bad luck that day. Show some empathy.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    The reason cars don’t carry around two spare tires is because they consume a lot of space. cars don’t have a lot of space to store a bunch of tires. All cars carry one spare tire because most likely in an emergency one tire will go out, so you replace it then get to a shop ASAP to sort things out. If two or more tires go out, stay where you are and summon assistance.

    Honytawk,

    Why would I need spare clothes when I can only wear one pants and sweater at a time?

    themeatbridge,

    To trade with the Indians to caulk your wagon and float it across the river.

    sugar_in_your_tea,

    Have you never had to pack a mirror or other fragile item in a moving van?

    driving_crooner, (edited )
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    And yet, we live in a world where some people have more armadillos that they could use in multiple life times while half of the world population dosen’t even had one.

    sugar_in_your_tea,

    I think it’s a fair bit more than half these days.

    Hawk, (edited )

    Fucking armadillionaires

    jayemar,

    New band name!

    too_high_for_this,

    The reason I have a spare is because I didn’t knock down all the pins the first throw.

    themeatbridge,

    Would you give away the spare tire for your car just because somebody asked you for it?

    I mean, yeah. A spare is for emergencies. If someone needed my spare, then they can have it. We’ll replace it later. Ideally, they would pay for it, but I’m not so heartless as to haggle with a person in crisis.

    But this guy doesn’t need my spare. He wants my spare because he doesn’t have one.

    logicbomb, in 29 December 2023

    This is less of a joke and more of an illustration of the ending of Moby Dick, except the whale is the wrong color.

    toast,

    Spoilers!

    VelvetStorm, in 28 December 2023

    The idea of an elephant with forward facing eyes is terrifying.

    grayman, in 27 December 2023

    Still no gas. Should be a sailboat kit.

    aBundleOfFerrets, (edited )

    Box says gas included. Gary thinks of everything

    intensely_human, in 28 December 2023

    I received a really nasty blow right to the front of my forehead like this as a kid. Going through a little concrete tunnel on a tricycle. Except whereas I normally had the low trike, this time I had the tall one. Smacked my forehead straight into the concrete.

    I think that’s why I’m so fucked up today

    Windex007, in 28 December 2023
    MeekerThanBeaker, in 28 December 2023

    Sssssssssexy.

    bionicjoey, in 28 December 2023

    Gary Larson invented biopunk

    imaqtpie, in 28 December 2023
    @imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

    The tandem bike makes the whole joke. A normal bike would have been meh, but this is much funnier, because you wonder about the riders and their relation

    Vathsade,

    Probably guys from the same bike

    hansl,

    And also both of them missed it. Hah!

    It’s like the old joke; three frogs are on a train track just hanging out. One of them says “watch out there’s a…” WUMP! “A what?” WUMP! WUMP!

    Pyr_Pressure,

    It definitely made me wonder what the point of a tandem bike was to be included.

    Then I thought it might have been funnier if the first rider was still on the bike while only the second rider hit the bridge, presumably because his view was blocked by the first rider who was able to see the bridge and duck in time to miss it.

    SpaceNoodle, in 28 December 2023

    The first hipster

    bloopernova, in 28 December 2023
    @bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

    Why are their backs huge butts?

    if_only,

    It’s because these are the rare butt-back cavemen

    OlinOfTheHillPeople,
    Leate_Wonceslace, in 27 December 2023
    @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Probably just found a hair in it.

    Lowpast, (edited ) in 27 December 2023

    I must be dumb because I look at every single one of these and I haven’t seen one that is even slightly funny

    highenergyphysics,

    It’s boomer humor, but without the hate

    The entire joke is that the boxes should have washed up before the stranded person died

    I remember these being pretty funny as a kid which explains the lead addled mental state of Gary’s audience at the time

    Underwaterbob,

    Irony is dead!

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