0ops, 1 year ago to memes in Understanding the fruit

You think that’s fruit you’re eating?

0ops, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

I take it you’re circumcised?

0ops, 1 year ago to cooking in [RECIPE] Chop Suey - The Woks of Life

WOK UP

0ops, 1 year ago to garfield in 2 December 1978

My first thought was about Gabe Newell and steam codes or something

0ops, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Safe to say peanuts into a US school too?

USD. Traditionally, me and the guys I’ll watch movies with raid the local dollar tree before the showing.

0ops, 1 year ago to piracy in Do i need an pirate hat to enter a torrent?

Not per se, but it is ideal

0ops, 1 year ago to movies in V For Vendetta

Get 'im!

0ops, 1 year ago to science_memes in Roots of Mother Appalachia

There’s no mistake, he’s just poking fun at the imprecise language used in the article. We all know what the author meant but only because English is more forgiving than math. I’m not saying I was rolling on the floor or anything, but it wasn’t that bad of a joke imo

0ops, 1 year ago to memes in What an evolution 🙄😒

I don’t even agree but upvoted you for your honesty. Fight echo chambers!

0ops, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What are some must-haves on your Halloween music playlist?

“iiiiiiiiiinnnnn the afterlife you could be heading for some serious strife”

0ops, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

https://media.tenor.com/5J1Oqdazt-0AAAAM/incredibles-titan.gif

0ops, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Chicken soup

When I was a kid we had a goat named “Steak”

0ops, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Which carbonated soft drink is the best?

I like cock and bull, especially with a squeeze of lime

0ops, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Which carbonated soft drink is the best?

Add some lime 👍

0ops, 1 year ago to memes in We did it?

I remember I first heard about it a few days earlier, just after Christmas