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Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Male Loneliness

Women: Men only think with their penises!

Me: Frankly, I find the idea of a penis that THINKS, offensive!

Agent641, to asklemmy in What are some small things we should change about the human body?

More holes, you say?

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in King shit

You havent truly lived unles youve farted through your dick hole

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.

So say we all

Agent641, (edited ) to memes in Stats

4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

Agent641, to memes in title

This is quite gendered and stereotypical.

But hell yeah.

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

Im a ryobi slut too, mainly for the price, except for a few old Metabo grinders which are built like brick shithouses and will probably outlive me.

Agent641, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's a useful mental model you've put into practice

When something bad happens to me, something that might make me angry or irritated, I say out loud or to myself in faux anger “This is the worst thing thats ever happened to anybody!”

Helps me to put in perspective the trivialities on my own misfortune, to laugh, and to move on, rather than brooding.

When Im having an acute bad time, mentally, normally due to nebulous worries about things or panic-thinking trapped without action or decision, the grounding exercise helps me. Name 5 things you can see, 4 things you can touch, 3 things you can hear, 2 things you can smell, 1 thing you can taste.

Writing in a diary has helped me immensely. People been telling me all my life to do it, but I always found it hard, until I found a tiny pocet book and .05mm pigment pen that I could write really small with. Small writing is my own encryption against other people seen what I wrote, its damn near impossible for me to read it back without a magnifying glass, and the small pocketbook can be carried around anywhere.

Agent641, to asklemmy in What is a rainy day meal you enjoy?

Any soup and any bread - both homemade. I cant stomach canned soup, but I make my own, prodigiously, and freeze it.

My favorite is broccoli cheddar soup, followed by a spicy tomato bisque which somehow seems it gets spicier the longer it stays in the fridge, then ham bone soup, then caldo verde portugese soup, then potato leek, and my most recent one was a red cabbage bisque which I have mixed feelings about, but I love to see the horror on my colleagues faces as I tuck into a weird, dark purple goopy monster blood lunch.

I like to make a skillet flatbread, the same kind i make when im camping. Water, flour, yeast, salt, olive oil, half a day of hanging out in my backpack while im hiking, punched down and pasted to the inside of a frying pan, smothered in dried herbs or maybe crushed pepitas, whatevers handy, covered in foil and baked on a campfire. It never comes out the same way twice. Sometimes the crust is burned, but flatbread is really forgiving, just scrape off the burned bits and theres good bread underneath.

Agent641, to memes in This is the year, guys.

Its not gay if you do it sarcastically

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Meat stuffed inside an animal intestine

We need an app to help us identify hotdogs from non-hotdogs

Agent641, to asklemmy in How to pull rocks out of pipe in the ground?
Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in How to make fish cakes

There are no other steps

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in puzzling

OBEY

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in puzzling

Last christmas I was gifted a 5k piece pizzle of Joan of ark leading a charge of soldiers with her boobs out. Its still in the box, for now

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