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Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in The sequel you've been waiting for

IDK about Bible 3 but the book of mornon is the weird fanfic of the bible written by a horny 13 year old

Agent641, to memes in Age range

You pivot from being attracted to physical attributes towards being attracted to personality.

Agent641, to memes in Recursive authentication

My university recently forced us to use this shitpile to 2FA, it never fails to disappoint

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Some free fruit

Just today I stole some cuttings from a random houses grape vine. Im pirating their garden.

Agent641, to memes in it's you

Do you deny being the meme?

Agent641, to linuxmemes in It happens 🤷

I just unplug the exposed SATA cable from one ssd and plug it into the other SSD. I am the bootloader

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in Male Loneliness

Women: Men only think with their penises!

Me: Frankly, I find the idea of a penis that THINKS, offensive!

Agent641, to asklemmy in What are some small things we should change about the human body?

More holes, you say?

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in King shit

You havent truly lived unles youve farted through your dick hole

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.

So say we all

Agent641, (edited ) to memes in Stats

4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

Agent641, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

Im a ryobi slut too, mainly for the price, except for a few old Metabo grinders which are built like brick shithouses and will probably outlive me.

Agent641, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's a useful mental model you've put into practice

When something bad happens to me, something that might make me angry or irritated, I say out loud or to myself in faux anger “This is the worst thing thats ever happened to anybody!”

Helps me to put in perspective the trivialities on my own misfortune, to laugh, and to move on, rather than brooding.

When Im having an acute bad time, mentally, normally due to nebulous worries about things or panic-thinking trapped without action or decision, the grounding exercise helps me. Name 5 things you can see, 4 things you can touch, 3 things you can hear, 2 things you can smell, 1 thing you can taste.

Writing in a diary has helped me immensely. People been telling me all my life to do it, but I always found it hard, until I found a tiny pocet book and .05mm pigment pen that I could write really small with. Small writing is my own encryption against other people seen what I wrote, its damn near impossible for me to read it back without a magnifying glass, and the small pocketbook can be carried around anywhere.

Agent641, to memes in This is the year, guys.

Its not gay if you do it sarcastically

Agent641, to asklemmy in How to pull rocks out of pipe in the ground?
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