Presidents arent just for christmas, they are a huge commitment. Every year after the holidays, animal shelters fill up with unwanted presidents, and those that cannot be re-homed are euthanised.
Black fax - such an effective remote physical attack that fax companies had to actually hard-code a defence against it, to not print pages where there would be enough ink or toner dispensed that it could damage the machine or be a fire hazard
That escalated quickly 😬 (lemmy.world)
Late night message…angry face emoji…might be time to think about a restraining order.
FEDiverse (startrek.website)
You guys, the Feds are on the front porch…
How to respond to gf saying "I'm fat"
She gained some weight but she is not fat at all!
750 m below ground in the Bavarian Alps... (slrpnk.net)
Don't even ask. (lemmy.world)
A lesson in Input Validation (startrek.website)