Aleric

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Aleric,

Indeed, you have shown all of us that blocking you is both ez and wise.

Aleric, (edited )

I just got the job I’ve been striving for since 2015. Early on, I said I wanted to get a Tesla when I could afford it. Now I can and don’t want one. I’d take one if it was given to me, but I’d just resell it. I don’t want anything to do with Musk.

Aleric,

It’s not standard for all anesthesia but patients can be intubated.

Aleric,

I had the same issue with Barney. I got the chicken pox at 16. The older you are, the sicker chicken pox tends to make you. I was super sick, to where I was hallucinating at one point.

A couple of days in, I probably should have been at the hospital, so of course my mom was leaving me at home by myself to go to work. She turned the TV on and just left without checking the channel. It was PBS and some sort of Barney programming block was on. Hours of Barney. Hours. The TV’s remote was long broken and I was too sick to walk, so I just watched that singing, dancing purple fuck.

On the bright side, I can do a great Barney impression. I sometimes do it randomly when I tell my wife I love her.

Aleric,

Prawn, because it’s a bottom feeder.

Aleric,

Does the content and veracity of an ad change depending on where it is?

Well, yes. That has always been the case, even before the Internet but now ESPECIALLY on the Internet.

Aleric,

Your trolling game is weak.

Aleric, (edited )

They’re just trolling. There are many stupid people out there but this one is just too perfectly stupid to likely be real.

If they aren’t trolling… I feel sorry for them.

Aleric,

On and off for the last five years. When I stick with it, I weigh less, have more energy, and things hurt a lot less. I also have a shit ton more free time each week.

Aleric,

Only a very large dinner on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, water only fasting on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday.

Aleric,

I feel like the tankies have become the boogeymen of lemmy. I haven’t seen a real one in ages, just people talking about how they’re coming… Any day now…

Aleric,

You’re right, but not in the way you think you’re right.

Aleric, (edited )

That’s not science, that’s capitalism. Don’t forget that Dr. Jonas Salk refused to patent the polio vaccine, which is estimated to have a total value of over seven billion US dollars. Dr. Salk has always been a hero of mine.

Shit bag lawyers from the National Foundation for Infantile Paralysis later tried to see if they could patent it for themselves and luckily couldn’t. That’s capitalism for you. Fuck these guys.

Aleric,

Bacteriophages are a great secondary option. Similar to how bacteria quickly evolve resistance to antibiotics, bacteriophages can quickly evolve to circumvent phage resistance.

Aleric,

Because they were brainwashed into believing they’re somehow valuable and a good investment that retains its value, despite them actually being neither of those.

Aleric,

There’s always residue. You’re just diluting it by wiping repeatedly. Before I was a bidet convert, I was a very thorough wiper. Now that I’ve experienced both, I know there’s never enough dry wiping.

Aleric,

I still can’t imagine how people live without a bidet. They’re just walking around with poopy asses all the time.

Aleric,

I mean, Elon is there already. Do you need him twice?

/s

Aleric, (edited )

What I think is nuts is how many people see all this and still don’t get it. For example, my neighbor is a conservative voter and he still LOVES Elon. He sees Elon as intelligent, industrious, and successful simply because he has lots of money. He doesn’t care that Elon has repeatedly shown that he basically just won the millionaire’s lottery and used his familial apartheid riches to make more money but way more than your average millionaire might, more than anything because of luck. Nope. He deserves it, somehow, despite being a huge do-nothing douchebag.

Aleric,

It’s annoying and I feel the same way, but this video is worth a watch. Everything is a remix. There’s a good chance the music from your youth being remixed was actually to some extent a remix itself.

piped.video/watch?v=X9RYuvPCQUA

Aleric,

Oh shit, it is that old! This whole getting older thing is wild.

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