AlfredEinstein

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AlfredEinstein,

Pete & Pete was awesome.

I tried watching it on DVD a few years ago, and it hasn’t held up as well as I’d hoped. But the cameos are still worth it.

AlfredEinstein,

Becoming some random six-year-old would be pretty jarring

AlfredEinstein,

I don’t know if there is anything special about Ramen broth, but once you get used to the process, homemade bone broth is absolutely worth it.

I get pork knee joints from the Asian market, bake them at about 400 for an hour, and simmer on the stove top for a couple of days. That broth is my winter staple.

AlfredEinstein,

No, no. This was Li’l B’s blueprint from the outset. Li’l B has bitches and sex every day. That’s how he became BasedGod. It’s like One Punch Man.

AlfredEinstein,

I’m not making this up.

AlfredEinstein,

Based God, Li’l B is 34, so don’t feel bad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lil_B?wprov=sfla1

Is there an artist so horrible that no matter how hard you try that you cannot separate their art from them?

Similar to the recent question about artists where you can successfully separate them from their art. Are there any artists who did something so horrible, so despicable, that it has instantly invalidated all art that they have had any part in?

AlfredEinstein,

Underground bukkake performance stuff

AlfredEinstein, (edited )

He like Mozart^2

youtu.be/XY8kTjw_OZI?si=xQ7vdcVJTqsrMq2B

AlfredEinstein,

Mac was fantastic in the '80s

Mac was great in the "90s

Mac was good in the '00s

Linux Mint was fantastic in the '10s

AlfredEinstein,

Economic Democracy

AlfredEinstein,

Vampire Empire by Big Theif

AlfredEinstein,

#Stepmom

How do I stop a crush from developing further?

I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her....

AlfredEinstein,

You and your dance instructor should hang out and take molly together.

AlfredEinstein,

No shit!

AlfredEinstein,

That’s what killed Elvis fyi

AlfredEinstein,

m.economictimes.com/news/…/104700419.cms

AlfredEinstein,

#🥵

AlfredEinstein,

Two other words: Eat vegetables.

AlfredEinstein,

This is absolutely true about corrupt people seeking each other out.

A disembodied force of pure evil exists in this world, and its minions are working together.

AlfredEinstein,

HAL 9000: “Best I can do is slap your testicles, Dave.”

AlfredEinstein, (edited )

I can remember learning to see in three dimensions - that what I was seeing was objects in space rather than simply different colored patches on a flat background. I think it was a big mistake because my vision has always been shit. Something clicked before it should have.

I was in my crib, holding the spindles and looking between them at the room around me.

AlfredEinstein,

Mickey is ready for your prostate exam.

AlfredEinstein,

Dr. Steamboat Willie: “Take off your pants and put them on the chair with mine.”

AlfredEinstein,

Wow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.

God bless us. Every one.

AlfredEinstein,

Interesting article. I’m surprised it didn’t mention the connection American Catholics make between the Day of the Holy Innocents and abortion.

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