AnonWyo

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AnonWyo,

Bert and Ernie?

Oscar and Gil?

AnonWyo,

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

AnonWyo,

MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

AnonWyo,

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

AnonWyo,

Turducken would like a word.

AnonWyo,

Nor cunning use of flags.

AnonWyo,

Naw. I’m plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

AnonWyo,

I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

AnonWyo,

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

AnonWyo,

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13…

AnonWyo,

License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!

AnonWyo,

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”

AnonWyo,

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

AnonWyo,

It’s Hornée. It’s French.

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