AnonWyo

@AnonWyo@startrek.website

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AnonWyo,

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

AnonWyo,

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

AnonWyo,

MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

AnonWyo,

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”

AnonWyo,

Turducken would like a word.

AnonWyo,

Bert and Ernie?

Oscar and Gil?

AnonWyo,

Nor cunning use of flags.

AnonWyo,

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

AnonWyo,

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13…

AnonWyo,

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

AnonWyo,

I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

AnonWyo,

License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!

AnonWyo,

Naw. I’m plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

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