NASA has some explaining to do (startrek.website)
Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.
The Jebus Said So. (startrek.website)
AMEN!
Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs! (startrek.website)
If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them! (startrek.website)
When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled... (startrek.website)
I’ll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.
Smells Like Teen Spirit (startrek.website)
When I throw something at the trash, I holler “Cobain!” instead of “Kobe!”...
FEDiverse (startrek.website)
You guys, the Feds are on the front porch…
No soap. It makes the children too slippery. (startrek.website)
Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night (startrek.website)
Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat...
I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes! (startrek.website)
“Oh! You’re going to buy my chicken!”
Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick. (startrek.website)
It's important for us to keep perspective... (startrek.website)
Jesus: Table for 26, please (startrek.website)
Host: Sir, there’s only 13 of you....
In the holiday spirit... (startrek.website)
What’s with the Stone Cold Salutes?
Oreos set to replace communion wafers. (startrek.website)
This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven. (startrek.website)
What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? (startrek.website)
The sound they make when you’re nailing them.
Jeezy Creezy like a heezy reezy (startrek.website)
So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead…
RuPaul reportedly spotted in the south... (startrek.website)
Why are jokes about Jim Jones hard to tell? (startrek.website)
They have the longest punch lines.
