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Anticorp, (edited ) to asklemmy in What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?

The audio port for headphones and headsets. Replaceable batteries. Extendable storage. Fuckers charge 100x more for every little upgrade now.

Anticorp, to linuxmemes in Your PC will thank you...

I do use Linux, and I’m usually glad about it, but I wasted an hour last night trying to figure out how to change my microphone port to a subwoofer port, and never did solve the problem. Linux is awesome, but sometimes basic stuff is ridiculously difficult or impossible.

Anticorp, to mildlyinteresting in This bridge goes through the water and not over it, The Netherlands

Just drill drain holes in the bottom. Duh! Oh wait…

Anticorp, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

If any animal understands running just for the hell of it, it’s the dog.

Anticorp, to asklemmy in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?

“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life.”

― Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Anticorp, to asklemmy in What is the least SEO-fucked search engine?

That’s not why they ignore them. They ignore them because it is profitable.

Anticorp, to comicstrips in More like guidelines [Mr Lovenstein]

Dryclean only means “I will never wear this sweater again”

Anticorp, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

“Oh my God!”

Who is God’s God?

Anticorp, to programmer_humor in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

There’s a bigger issue than your commit message if you don’t even know what you just coded and are committing.

Anticorp, to memes in They're not equivalent

:P is appropriate a lot of times when 😛 is not, and the latter is what slack converts it to. 😋 Is what they should use. One looks like you’re being silly, the other looks sexually desperate.

Anticorp, to comicstrips in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

Isn’t Santa omniscient? He should already know where the presents are, so he must be a sadist.

Anticorp, to asklemmy in What search engine do you recommend that isn't Google or Bing?

Kagi. Nothing else even comes close. Kagi is what Google used to be, before they decided they’ll show you whatever is profitable, rather than what they know you’re looking for.

Anticorp, to asklemmy in Those of you with lesser-known types of jobs...what do you do?

For one glorious summer I was a small boat sailing instructor at a summer camp. My life was sitting on the beach and teaching kids to sail. I had a wonderful tan, and sun bleached hair. My life was stress free and wonderful. I got into it by learning how to sail at that very camp, and applying for the job. It paid minimum wage, but it also came with free room and board, and I was a kid, so I didn’t really need any money anyways.

Anticorp, to historyporn in South African diamond miner being x-rayed at the end of his shift to prevent theft, 1954

Not things like this, this exactly. He’s the trust fund baby of an apartheid era emerald mine baron.

Anticorp, to asklemmy in Those who chose "never" in a "now or never" moment. How is it going for you?

Or he’s living in a beach house in the Bahamas.

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