Artyom

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Artyom,

Could you explain that to the eastern half of Oregon that unironically suggested switching to become part of Idaho about a year ago?

Artyom,

Good thing it’s written in rust. Memory leaks and race conditions are my two biggest fears while buttplug shopping.

Artyom,

Its prey options include:

  • Insects around its size in League
  • Small rodents in League
  • Large rodents in League
  • Good odds against small mammals in League
  • A fighting chance against humans in League
Artyom,

Zebras have the advantage of having colorblind predators. It may dazzle you, but to a lion, Zebras are grass colored and grass patterned.

Artyom, (edited )

My new favorite order is been Rogue One, 4, 5, then 1, 2, and 3 of the Hal 9000 edits, then 6. The fan edits are generally a little shorter, so the watching them all between 5 and 6 is less of a slog than the original 1, 2, and 3.

Artyom,

I will never understand how lawmakers don’t use version control for laws. An uncountable amount of suffering has been caused by this.

Artyom,

Wait a second, you’re telling me tentacle porn isn’t drawn at 360p?

Artyom,

That’s far more likely to be a map for Biden’s win than Trump. It’s not a likely map, but it is more likely.

Artyom,

Gives a whole new meaning to “We are the 99%”

Artyom,

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Good luck web devs (lemmy.world)

Alt text:Twitter post by Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman): Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode (credit [Twitter] @xssfox). Image shows an untrawide monitor rotated about 45 degrees, with a horizontal IDE window taking up a bottom triangle. A web browser and settings menu above it are organized creating a...

Artyom,

I almost want it

fram3d, (edited ) to memes Serbian
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@memes

Artyom, (edited )

A car is just a really complicated lazyboy transporter

Artyom,

It’s a valid use of the format if you use a tilting window manager to view it.

Artyom,

I distinctly remember having to stop and admire the station the first time I went through there.

Artyom,

If snakes had legs, they would spend all their time convincing us to eat pomegranates.

Artyom,

This is horrible but I can’t help but laugh. “Okay, about 80 people are stuck here because their ships ran aground last night. No one knows they’re here, so they have no way to leave unless we help them, so the logical decision here is to simply murder them until there are none left. All in favor of this, say aye!”

Artyom, (edited )

That was the last thing that kept me dual booting. Eventually, I realized that my printer wasn’t worth using on any OS so I wasn’t losing anything by going all-in.

Artyom,

Firefox has 2FA extensions. Just remember that if both your authentications are on one device, you’re not getting a huge security boost.

Artyom,

This guy exclusively writes shitty contrarian troll comments. A great time to block a user.

Artyom,

I know someone who plans on listening to a new album every day.

Artyom,

Or a duck duck go email, which is pretty much the same thing

Artyom,

Imagine being the guy who started this meme in 2019…

Artyom,

Too bad the “do not track” message makes you easier to track on every other website

Artyom,

To say it’s a “modern” format implies some sort of improvement, which it is marginally, but not really. The people who made Jpeg said “here’s a lossy format, we could make it smaller and lossier, but this is probably too lossy as is anyways”. So they stopped. Webp is basically what happens when you keep going for a lossier format, and as a result is smaller. You shouldn’t use it for the same reason you shouldn’t use jpegs, lossy formats suck. You should be excited about lossless formats like pngs and svgs.

Also, there was a major vulnerability in webp that allowed people to embed arbitrary code in it like 6 months ago. How the hell is that even possible?!? It’s a static image!

Artyom, (edited )

I only tip my waiters and my landlords.

Smh at all these down voters who don’t tip their hardworking landlords. Who do you think holds this world together?

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