captainlezbian, That it’ll remain a hellhole devoid of intelligent life
dylanTheDeveloper, 
Riots and mass hysteria, also extreme tax fraud
GladiusB, 
Dogs sleeping with cats!
mojofrododojo, More than one trump supporter will die in a snow drift.
Trump will win Iowa, but lose the nomination to Haley (as his legal peril grows), who will lose to Biden.
Trump supporters will react violently to the loss and eventual conviction of Trump in multiple spasms of bloodshed.
They too will end up in prison, alongside J6 convicts.
The rich still won’t be taxed, and the climate will continue to warm and destabilize.
The sea will become too warm to support normal ocean currents like the gulf stream, destabilizing the entire food chain as aquaculture collapses.
Someone will invent a new kind of food called a quantum chalupa, and it will be glorious.
HP will increase prices for ink.
key, 
Someone will invent a new kind of food called a quantum chalupa, and it will be glorious
Surely it’s commonly called a qualupa
mojofrododojo, only when measured in qualupa bits
Crashumbc, It’s made of people!!!
retrieval4558, It’s fucked up that this is the best case scenario
Spuddlesv2, Thanks for reminding me to set up some extra filters to block out all the hyperventilating yank headlines.
Spuddlesv2, Haha I had already done so but I have added “presidential” to the list.
If you’re looking for something that largely does the job: Trump Biden Presidential Electoral Caucus
RedditWanderer, The old demented dude is going to win
SPRUNT,
TimewornTraveler, NO NO NO NO NO
itsgroundhogdayagain, I predict nonsense
KpntAutismus, !remindme idk a couple of months?
rusticus, (edited ) Trump will win. Trump will win. And every human on the planet not named Drumpf will lose.
Edit: and animal
neidu2, A shitshow
GuyDudeman, 
Trump will win the nomination. But he will have to campaign from prison for the general. And will lose.
MindSkipperBro12, He’ll win the nomination but the Supreme Court will say he’s a free man, for whatever bullshit reason.
Pistcow, Then Joe Biden can order Seal Team 6 to assassinate Trump…then the Supreme Court!
Uno reverse.
Nollij, That would certainly be the most interesting timeline
JimmyBigSausage, DarkBrandon 🔥
bradorsomething, DarkBrandon is just Biden his time…
gregorum, I think there’s a good chance he won’t make it on enough state ballots to have a chance to win.
Pistcow, You only need 12 states
derekabutton, I don’t need to open this link to know he can’t win most of the most populous.
Artyom, That’s far more likely to be a map for Biden’s win than Trump. It’s not a likely map, but it is more likely.
nokturne213, I predict nothing good for the American people.
200ok, OR America’s hat!
otp, North America’s hat, the arctic ice cap?
200ok, “ice cap” 😂🙏
I meant Canada but that was perfect
gravitas_deficiency, Kinda wishing I could just go into a coma for the next 11 months ngl
KpntAutismus, why not forever? /lh
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