This is horrible but I can’t help but laugh. “Okay, about 80 people are stuck here because their ships ran aground last night. No one knows they’re here, so they have no way to leave unless we help them, so the logical decision here is to simply murder them until there are none left. All in favor of this, say aye!”
That was the last thing that kept me dual booting. Eventually, I realized that my printer wasn’t worth using on any OS so I wasn’t losing anything by going all-in.