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Bizarroland, to asklemmy in What groups you are unwillingly associated with? How you handle it?
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I'm frequently accused of being a white person by people who are looking directly at me and seeing my tan skin and my shoulder blade length dark brown hair.

And I don't really know what to say. Like, thank you for letting me enjoy the white privilege card, but it doesn't really do me any favors because in most areas the native American privilege card outweighs the white privilege card.

On the other hand, I am occasionally accused of being a Mexican even though I'm 6 ft 1 and speak very fluent English without a identifiable accent.

And old people have handed me things written in Spanish and asked me to translate it for them because it's my native language and it's fucking not, but then, since I can usually figure out what written Spanish means I still tell them the answer but I feel weird about it and I don't want to be made to feel that way.

Bizarroland, to piracy in Deploy the crack
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60% of the time it works 100% of the time

Bizarroland, to memes in *Door slams. Tires squeal in distance*
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I have this book.

The only good thing about it is the title

Bizarroland, to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]
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That boy's got a lot of quit in him

Bizarroland, to memes in I did NOT have inner core!
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All those months of digging holes in the backyard as a child are finally coming to fruition

Bizarroland, to calvinandhobbes in 26 November 1986
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This one crosses my mind randomly all of the time. That and the record speed one.

Bizarroland, to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?
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Cheese has fat in it, it is basically congealed milk fat after all.

Bizarroland, (edited ) to linuxmemes in You should
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You know how I know I've gotten better at using linux?

I saw the command and read it and figured out what it was although I've never been exposed to a fork bomb before in my life.

I was like okay, this is an empty function that calls itself and then pipes itself back into itself? What the hell is going on?

I will say that whoever invented this is definitely getting fucked by roko's basilisk, though. The minute they thought of this it was too late for them.

Bizarroland, to lemmyshitpost in Syntol man...
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So my question is, if synthol is usable for semi-permanent or permanent filler material, why don't more people use it for boob jobs?

Bizarroland, to lemmyshitpost in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
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I don't know, the shoes are pretty tempting. I can Sprint at about 10 miles an hour for about 30 seconds right now. Multiplying those by 5 would let me Sprint at 50 miles an hour for two and a half minutes.

I would be the closest thing the real world has to having the flash, or you know kind of like an overweight Sonic the hedgehog

Bizarroland, to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?
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And if you're truly worried about making sure that you have minimal nutrition to survive on, that is literally the thing that multivitamins were invented to address.

Sure, you won't be living your absolute maximum healthiest lifestyle by doing this but if you've got to get through a couple of tight months this is the way to do it. The Dollar tree sells multivitamins. $1.25 for a month supply is not hopefully going to break the bank.

Bizarroland, to fuck_cars in Cars Are A Disaster For Society -- Here Are the Numbers
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Until people develop a workable alternative, all this narrative does is annoy people who have no choice but to use cars.

When electric buses start making round trips from every main city to every suburb on a set reliable and convenience schedule, then you can start shaming people for having to drive a car.

Bizarroland, to asklemmy in If you got COVID and lost the ability to taste things, did it ever come back? Otherwise, did you experience any other long term consequences from the pandemic in general?
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No long-term side effects from getting covid twice, my endurance didn't really change after I got better but it was kind of depressed for a week or so afterwards, and my sense of taste was gone for about 3 or 4 days.

Other than that, my dad got it once and now he's not alive anymore, so get your booster shots and mask if you want to.

Bizarroland, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Imagine that you're starting now.

The universe was created as-is, ex nihilo, 5 minutes ago.

What can you do to make your life better?

Not a lot. Some things, but not a lot.

Bizarroland, to asklemmy in What groups you are unwillingly associated with? How you handle it?
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Yez, iz very nice

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