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Bizarroland, to memes in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED
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Okay, I will pay you $100 for every 200 dollars you pick up out of this infinite pile and turn into $100 bills.

Now it won't drive me insane at all, and you can get as rich as you want to be.

Bizarroland, to asklemmy in If you got COVID and lost the ability to taste things, did it ever come back? Otherwise, did you experience any other long term consequences from the pandemic in general?
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No long-term side effects from getting covid twice, my endurance didn't really change after I got better but it was kind of depressed for a week or so afterwards, and my sense of taste was gone for about 3 or 4 days.

Other than that, my dad got it once and now he's not alive anymore, so get your booster shots and mask if you want to.

Bizarroland, to lemmyshitpost in Aliens decide to communicate with us
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Don't act like the quality of humanity couldn't be dramatically improved by eliminating the 250,000 worst of us.

Rapists, murderers, evil billionaires, corrupt politicians, shitty bosses, manipulative assholes and general dickheads of all races, creed, and gender, honestly 250,000 may not be enough but it would be a good start.

Bizarroland, to lemmyshitpost in Aliens decide to communicate with us
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Not bad. Couple of you fucks would be ackacked into non-existence but 99.997% of you would be alright.

Bizarroland, to asklemmy in Honestly - How much will you sacrifice for a better world?
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We can do it as an arts and crafts project for our YouTube channels

Bizarroland, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Imagine that you're starting now.

The universe was created as-is, ex nihilo, 5 minutes ago.

What can you do to make your life better?

Not a lot. Some things, but not a lot.

Bizarroland, to lemmyshitpost in Syntol man...
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So my question is, if synthol is usable for semi-permanent or permanent filler material, why don't more people use it for boob jobs?

Bizarroland, to lemmyshitpost in wyd
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Kick one of the tiny horses in the leg, breaking it instantly and forcing the larger horse to stop and shoot themselves in the foot to put that foot out of its misery.

While that's going on, I make my escape.

Bizarroland, to asklemmy in What groups you are unwillingly associated with? How you handle it?
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Yez, iz very nice

Bizarroland, to asklemmy in What groups you are unwillingly associated with? How you handle it?
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I'm frequently accused of being a white person by people who are looking directly at me and seeing my tan skin and my shoulder blade length dark brown hair.

And I don't really know what to say. Like, thank you for letting me enjoy the white privilege card, but it doesn't really do me any favors because in most areas the native American privilege card outweighs the white privilege card.

On the other hand, I am occasionally accused of being a Mexican even though I'm 6 ft 1 and speak very fluent English without a identifiable accent.

And old people have handed me things written in Spanish and asked me to translate it for them because it's my native language and it's fucking not, but then, since I can usually figure out what written Spanish means I still tell them the answer but I feel weird about it and I don't want to be made to feel that way.

Bizarroland, to lemmyshitpost in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
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I don't know, the shoes are pretty tempting. I can Sprint at about 10 miles an hour for about 30 seconds right now. Multiplying those by 5 would let me Sprint at 50 miles an hour for two and a half minutes.

I would be the closest thing the real world has to having the flash, or you know kind of like an overweight Sonic the hedgehog

Bizarroland, to privacy in Are there any good privacy friendly keyboards for android?
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Are there any good privacy focused voice to text keyboards? Or do I need to run whisper on a private server to do that?

Bizarroland, to science_memes in gatekeeping
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You also have to remember to put the +C at the end

Bizarroland, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Mmmm. thanks, Ohhbama
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Dad, why is the secret service here?

Don't worry about it son, there was a little mishap and your mom shat the president.

Next thing you know thanks to a series of unfortunate misunderstandings and accordimg to Amazon a "malfunctioning Alexa" we had to get the federal government involved.

Bizarroland, to memes in *Door slams. Tires squeal in distance*
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Literally. I saw the title, thought it was interesting, tried to read it, found out it was not interesting unless you're a boy scout or you really like the Foxfire series.

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