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Blackmist, 1 year ago to memes in a real feel good story You dirty bird.
You dirty bird.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in The barbieheimer debate rages What about M3gan though?
What about M3gan though?
Blackmist, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character. I don’t remember hearing what Jack Dorsey thought of anything. Musk has literally paid 30 billion to have his own private megaphone on the internet.
I don’t remember hearing what Jack Dorsey thought of anything.
Musk has literally paid 30 billion to have his own private megaphone on the internet.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius > Realise you still owe the credit card debt.
> Realise you still owe the credit card debt.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Save thousands Also, tell the guy that digs the hole how big the coffin is including handles. Because I went to a funeral last year where it didn’t fit.
Also, tell the guy that digs the hole how big the coffin is including handles.
Because I went to a funeral last year where it didn’t fit.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to memes in Damn you short cables.... Which is why my toaster is now under a cupboard, making an entirely new fire hazard.
Which is why my toaster is now under a cupboard, making an entirely new fire hazard.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to memes in Weapons of Gas Production When you’ve got nukes, all wars are punching down. The knowing that even if you fight really well against them, they could just say “fuck it” and flatten you anyway.
When you’ve got nukes, all wars are punching down.
The knowing that even if you fight really well against them, they could just say “fuck it” and flatten you anyway.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to fuck_cars in same bed length But only one can crush a toddler without you even feeling it. Buy the new Ford Infanticide 5000. You’re American. You deserve it.
But only one can crush a toddler without you even feeling it.
Buy the new Ford Infanticide 5000. You’re American. You deserve it.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to risa in Stanley Kubrick is a magician I’m still waiting for the Birds Aren’t Real people to reach through the generations to become a liberal conspiracy.
I’m still waiting for the Birds Aren’t Real people to reach through the generations to become a liberal conspiracy.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to memes in Weapons of Gas Production Unironically so. Logistics has always been the US military’s best weapon.
Unironically so.
Logistics has always been the US military’s best weapon.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Back in my day Whenever I’m subjected to terrestrial TV, the only thing I end up watching is the second half of movies I’ve seen a dozen times before. I grew up with only having 4 channels, but holy shit having some actual agency over what you watch was a game changer.
Whenever I’m subjected to terrestrial TV, the only thing I end up watching is the second half of movies I’ve seen a dozen times before.
I grew up with only having 4 channels, but holy shit having some actual agency over what you watch was a game changer.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Why do it Now imaging crawling into a cave, and being blocked by somebody else’s shoes.
Now imaging crawling into a cave, and being blocked by somebody else’s shoes.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to risa in Directed by JJ Abrams What, so they can lock it behind the Star Trek Plus channel, just 4.99 a month on top of Amazon Prime. Now with extra targeted adverts!
What, so they can lock it behind the Star Trek Plus channel, just 4.99 a month on top of Amazon Prime.
Now with extra targeted adverts!
Blackmist, 1 year ago to risa in Directed by JJ Abrams Disney plus in the UK has that Pam and Tommy show featuring a talking erect penis. Have fun with that, kiddywinks.
Disney plus in the UK has that Pam and Tommy show featuring a talking erect penis.
Have fun with that, kiddywinks.
Blackmist, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Back in my day Complete with adverts for shops that no longer exist.
Complete with adverts for shops that no longer exist.