CeruleanRuin

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CeruleanRuin,

Orcs aren’t people and I’m not afraid to say it.

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It’s especially annoying, because this particular reindeer didn’t even actually exist at all until this song.

It’s literally saying “this thing I am making up right now is going to be super popular.” It’s quite the called shot.

CeruleanRuin,

Po-tay-toes. Boil em mash em stick em in a stew.

CeruleanRuin,

“You got turds in my shit!”

“You got shit on my turds!”

Nobody:

Paramount & Warner: “Two great tastes that taste great together!”

CeruleanRuin,

Rated TV-PG

violence, sex, nudity, fear, substances, language, gore

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Its definitely a case of “um, yeah, your application to ever join the Federation has been denied, pending you not having incredibly stupid laws”.

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And this right here is why I don’t do Xitter or Tumblr. Getting this worked up over esoteric personal details of C-list podcast hosts is just not worth my time or mental energy. I’m glad there are people like you to keep things straight like you did here, but my god, these keyboard warriors have way too much time on their hands.

Litigating a stranger’s legal troubles isn’t their job. There’s literally a system for that already.

CeruleanRuin,

Like an engineer doing turbo lift maintenance, this works on multiple levels.

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

CeruleanRuin,

I wish they would bring back Lorca. Jason Isaacs was the best thing about that season.

He’s also gobsmackingly good in that new Cary Grant miniseries.

CeruleanRuin,

“I heard Chief O’Brien saying he just wanted to sip on some hot Nog. You really think I have a chance?”

CeruleanRuin,

Lol, the headline makes it sound like they were just so belligerent about being told to stop taking pictures of themselves that they flipped the boat out of spite.

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When asked why she was spending so much time alone with him, she protested she was merely helping him to upgrade his RAM.

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It’s literally just camp TNG with juvenile humor, mildly annoying characters, and low stakes.

CeruleanRuin,

People keep saying this, so as someone who has only watched half of the first season, when does it get to this point?

I mean it’s amusing enough, but it’s just a pastiche of cliches and obvious gags. People keep saying that it distills Trek down to its essence or something like that, but to me it seems like “watered down” would be more accurate.

CeruleanRuin,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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CeruleanRuin,

“Garak to Chief O’Brien. Our universal translator seems to be malfunctioning.”

CeruleanRuin,

You see, the secret is that humans - and especially children - are incredibly self-centered, and will rarely bother to think of the other people in the world at all. Santa is for them, not other people.

CeruleanRuin, (edited )

Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, Rene Auberjonois, Robert Picardo, and Anthony Montgomery all appeared on Frasier. And it goes deeper than that. This post barely scratches the surface.

CeruleanRuin,

bAcK tHe BlUe

I want to kick all those damn signs down.

CeruleanRuin,

Okay, so let’s say I actually found the time and had the confidence in my own creativity/sense of humor to make a meme or something. What do you prolific people use?

I don’t currently have access to a decent laptop for this purpose, so it would have to be on mobile, and every free image editor app I’ve tried is lousy at making meme images. Maybe I’m missing the obvious ones, but I could definitely use a ‘For Dummies’ tier guide to making OC.

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