A Soviet man was feeling sick and went to the doctor. The secretary said that there were extreme shortages and that the doctor was booked far out, but would be available on the same date ten years from now. The man asked, Morning or evening?
Does it matter? she asked.
Yes: I have a mechanic appointment in the afternoon.
Amish dudes at my work mock me for the eye protection, hearing protection and N95, but they won’t be laughing in 20 years when they’re suffering with COPD and lung cancer
Same way botany tends to work. Focus on field work, learn about biomes, learn the easy parts of flower morphology and ecology, then later you can start getting more into systematics and taxonomy. Starting by feeding the dopamine beast is often a great way to get into a new field.
Michael Dukakis was a Democrat candidate running for President in 1988. He had previously been criticized as being soft on national defense, so in September of that year he orchestrated a photo op in an M1 Abrams tank meant to toughen up his image....
Yes it is but showing it correctly is not intuitive and may not translate well or it may confuse people. I don’t think ever seen this meme in the movie orientation.
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he learned not to trust farts (lemmy.world)
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Michael Dukakis tanks his presidential campaign, 1988 (lemmy.world)
Michael Dukakis was a Democrat candidate running for President in 1988. He had previously been criticized as being soft on national defense, so in September of that year he orchestrated a photo op in an M1 Abrams tank meant to toughen up his image....
*clamp clamp* (lemmy.world)
The foot gonna rob a bank (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
A Skibirational message on Christmas (lemmy.world)
made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her (lemmy.world)
seems like it works as a shit post
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No take backs? (lemmy.ca)
Amiright? (lemmy.zip)
Sales technique (lemmy.world)
Iced (lemmy.world)
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What are your "poor person" money life hacks?
Let’s get a list going. Like with a Target debit card you can get $40 cash back and it takes 1 to 2 days to be withdraw from your checking.
$1 grilled cheese (mander.xyz)
Damn you short cables.... (lemmy.ml)
I always check stuff like this with new appliances, but I guess there’s some people who don’t…
Shark Tank [beetlemoses] (startrek.website)
The trickster letters (startrek.website)
Customer support (startrek.website)