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CurlyMoustache,
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I just started a personal blog as my small contribution to combat Dead Internet Theory. I’m not going to link it here because I don’t want to doxx myself

CurlyMoustache,
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There’s a difference between trying to find out what is wrong and being a cunt.

If this person had asked politely after quickly searching for answers, the developer’s response would most likely be different and helpful

CurlyMoustache,
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So it is to avoid confusion when they write “PARIS, FRANCE” in films when they show the Eiffel tower, the Arc de Triomphe, the Notre-Dame and the Louvre in establishing shots. Good to know 👍

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It looks just as absurd as the situation was. Here’s a picture by Philip Jones Griffiths:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ea1f99b0-372d-4a11-a63d-f7d3f93c6a3a.jpeg

CurlyMoustache,
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And a gun (since this probably is the US). Why go to the ground with an unknown person, and risk a stabbing injury when you can threaten someone with a gun?

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
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Here in Norway, a few years back, almost every news outlet had “guides” on how to buy your first apartment/house (buying a home became an integrated part of our economy after the war).

It was in the style of “if I can do it, anyone can”-interview with someone that just recently had bought their first home. The articles started pretty tame with clever tips where the boy/girl made coffee/lunch at home and saved a miniscule amount of money. Sure. Nice tips on how to save money.

Then it usually escalated to get your parents to buy an apartment, rent it out and keep all the rent income while living for free at home. After a while, sell the apartment and buy a new one.

Pretty fucking horrifying that journalists thought: “yes, this is a good article to print. It will help people!”

CurlyMoustache,
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Got a question for you. What’s heavier: a kilogramme of salmon or a kilogramme of semen?

CurlyMoustache,
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He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

CurlyMoustache,
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You have my attention. Tell me more about your dog

CurlyMoustache,
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Put one in a capsule that dissolves slowly. Swallow one when you’re hungry. Feel satiated for weeks. Loose weight

CurlyMoustache,
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This is how I look for the best bits in porn

CurlyMoustache,
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It is universal. A full conversation from when I was younger:

Øl?

Øl.

CurlyMoustache,
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Why use C and K in socks when they are pronounced the same?

New spelling: Sokks

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
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Once tried on a tight dress and high heels that my girlfriend owned. Se thought she would get a laugh “at a man dressing in women’s clothing”. She got angry and forbade me to do it again. I looked to good. Apparently my legs were sensational

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So, you are saying I should follow medical advice by strangers in the Internet?

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“When will you ever walk around with a calculator in your pockets!?”

CurlyMoustache,
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These are all real examples. Here’s a picture of someone posting that they want to give away a princess desk princess desk

Last sentence, “godt brukt”, means “well used”

CurlyMoustache,
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Norwegian is easier. If you see a vacant seat, you don’t use it because sitting next to some one is what psychopaths do. You’re not a psychopath, are you?

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